Open up a bag of flaming hot Cheetos... from both ends. Two grown ass dudes dock right in the middle and cover those schlongs in that flamin hot cheeeee. They then proceed to extend their love 180 degrees just to clean off the mess they made with their mouths. HOT?.... no. Piping hot 69.
by thesingledad January 27, 2022
where you perform sensual acts with a giraffe, then light its tale on fire and douse it with gasoline
by stephanie drumstick November 17, 2007
The process of eating an entire bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos (Crunchy or Puffs, your preferred choice) and then proceeding to fingerblast a woman's coochie.
Also gives the coochie a firey taste.
Also gives the coochie a firey taste.
Girl #1: " Hey gurl, I just got told that I tested positive for a yeast infection."
Girl #2: "What?! How did that happen?"
Girl #1: "Well Kyle came over, ate an entire bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos and then Flamin' Hot Fingerblasted me!"
Girl #2: "What?! How did that happen?"
Girl #1: "Well Kyle came over, ate an entire bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos and then Flamin' Hot Fingerblasted me!"
by GucciBoii May 20, 2020
When you masturbate for an exuberantly long time that your penis becomes red hot and wrinkled unto like the resemblance of a flaming hot cheeto
“Dude did you hear while Johnny was quarantined because of corona virus he totally got a flamin hot cheeto because he masturbated all day”
by MrSins March 12, 2020
flamin hot chetos is a term used for very bad cases of diarrhea, the word is the same in both in past tense and present tense.
The term flamin hot chetos is not be confused with the product Flamin hot cheetos.
The term flamin hot chetos is not be confused with the product Flamin hot cheetos.
Person 1 "Why didn't you come to my sisters wedding?!"
Person 2:" I still had flamin hot chetos from the taco tuesday earlier at work"
Person 2:" I still had flamin hot chetos from the taco tuesday earlier at work"
by RealDicTri May 18, 2022
The name of the shit you take after you just went demon mode on an entire bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. And it feels like Satan is holding a blowtorch to your asshole.
by SoccerislifeLMAO December 14, 2022
These flamin hot cheetos are a lie
by Uncle Dane's N-word pass October 22, 2022