Flamin' Hot 69

Open up a bag of flaming hot Cheetos... from both ends. Two grown ass dudes dock right in the middle and cover those schlongs in that flamin hot cheeeee. They then proceed to extend their love 180 degrees just to clean off the mess they made with their mouths. HOT?.... no. Piping hot 69.

"Yo, fr doe tryna Flamin' hot 69 a muhfuckin homie, ya fear me?

by thesingledad January 27, 2022

flamin hot lays

where you perform sensual acts with a giraffe, then light its tale on fire and douse it with gasoline

dude, did you hear that jimmy had some flamin hot lays?

by stephanie drumstick December 15, 2007

Flamin' Hot Fingerblasted

The process of eating an entire bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos (Crunchy or Puffs, your preferred choice) and then proceeding to fingerblast a woman's coochie.

Also gives the coochie a firey taste.

Girl #1: " Hey gurl, I just got told that I tested positive for a yeast infection."
Girl #2: "What?! How did that happen?"
Girl #1: "Well Kyle came over, ate an entire bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos and then Flamin' Hot Fingerblasted me!"

by GucciBoii May 20, 2020

Flamin Hot Cheeto

When you masturbate for an exuberantly long time that your penis becomes red hot and wrinkled unto like the resemblance of a flaming hot cheeto

“Dude did you hear while Johnny was quarantined because of corona virus he totally got a flamin hot cheeto because he masturbated all day”

by MrSins March 11, 2020

Flamin’ Hot Logs

The name of the shit you take after you just went demon mode on an entire bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. And it feels like Satan is holding a blowtorch to your asshole.

Bro, I shouldn’t have ate those Cheetos, I just dropped some Flamin’ Hot Logs.

by SoccerislifeLMAO December 14, 2022

Flamin hot cheetos

They lied, when i opened the pack, it wasn't burning and it was cold :(

These flamin hot cheetos are a lie

by Uncle Dane's N-word pass October 22, 2022

Flamin hot chetos

flamin hot chetos is a term used for very bad cases of diarrhea, the word is the same in both in past tense and present tense.

The term flamin hot chetos is not be confused with the product Flamin hot cheetos.

Person 1 "Why didn't you come to my sisters wedding?!"
Person 2:" I still had flamin hot chetos from the taco tuesday earlier at work"

by RealDicTri May 18, 2022