flabberjack

Giving a homeless man (or woman) a sandwich in exchange for a blow job.

We were downtown last night and decided to go flabberjack the local bums with our left over Subway sandwiches.

by Johnny H. July 6, 2006

Flabbergoif

the distance betwenn two unshaven ball hairs, on an otherwise smooth ballsack. using the Flabbergoifian formula: A^2 + ballsack = C^2

You left a .2589723456728343493 cm flabbergoif after you shaved my ballsack!

by Kevin Conor March 18, 2008

Flabbergas

The flatulence produced when one is surprised.

Johnny's flabbergas was instantly heard when he found out his girlfriend was pregnant.

by TheAnswerer April 21, 2015

fabledfoxy

1. An uncommon word for "furry".

2. People use the phrase "wily like a fabledfox" or "sly as a fabledfox" for a reason. FabledFoxes are very smart in ways that matter: watching buck, finding food, and listening to the wise words of an intergalactic species known as "chat". They're smarter than most, but not all, actually this can be argued against in many ways.

3. Ginger girls named Beccy are dubbed "FabledFoxy"

1.

Hey man, I heard you were a fabledfoxy, is that true?
--
yeah man, I actually went to one of their conventions recently

2. Damn you solved that puzzle like a true fabledfoxy

by Annoyed & Persistant Canadian July 12, 2018

FlabbeRjaculation

When you are flabbergasted but also nutting (jaculating)

Damn girl you got me FlabbeRjaculation right now

by Zantetsuken March 28, 2022

Flabbergasted

To be greatly confused, surprised, or astonished. Or even a mix of all.

When I told Andy The Nerd that I got a higher test grade than him, he was FLABBERGASTED!

by pull up in a ford focus April 5, 2022

flabbergasm

When someone who doesn't appear to know anything about sex surprises you by rocking your sexual world and giving you an amazing orgasm.

"I kind of hooked up with Lenny this weekend." "You mean the band geek? Really?" "Yeah, but he knew how to do some things that i never would have guessed. He gave me a flabbergasm."

by DJ D-rake the leaves December 12, 2010