The highest reality attainable in the Gooning multiverse. Cosmic-level gooning. Gooning in the 5th dimension. A state of goon so pure that god sheds a tear.
“Jelq. Edge. Goon. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect Gooner. But Doctor Proctor the Prostate Doctor accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction—access to the r/feet subreddit. Thus, the Fjordglimper was born. Using their ultra-super powers, the Fjordglimper has dedicated their life to fjordglimping, or gooning on such a level that our feeble human minds would shatter under its weight.”
by Balls ™ April 11, 2025
Get the Fjordglimpingmug. Dictionary meaning:
the act of subtly dispersing one’s aura across a plane or barren void which has no aura receptacle.
Colloquial meaning:
A street fight or wrestling move in which one’s mental fjord is denied to them by means of hostile exorcising of their zygomatic bone
the act of subtly dispersing one’s aura across a plane or barren void which has no aura receptacle.
Colloquial meaning:
A street fight or wrestling move in which one’s mental fjord is denied to them by means of hostile exorcising of their zygomatic bone
Dictionary:
I hear he improved his mental fortitude by fjordglimping
Colloquial:
Oh shit! I think that guy just got fjordglimped!
I hear he improved his mental fortitude by fjordglimping
Colloquial:
Oh shit! I think that guy just got fjordglimped!
by Bwaxmougger December 2, 2024
Get the Fjordglimpingmug. Yo are you good? You look like you just saw god…
Yeah man I’m fine. I just spent the last 5 years training to reach the level of gooning called fjordglimping
Yeah man I’m fine. I just spent the last 5 years training to reach the level of gooning called fjordglimping
by Mavvcc November 22, 2024
Get the fjordglimpingmug. by That1Seal November 23, 2024
Get the Fjordglimpingmug.