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fjord

Slang term for a homosexual or faggot.
"Damn, that guy is quite a fjord"

"Look at that fjord"

"That guy is deffinitly a fjord"
by Conor321 August 28, 2006
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The word fjord sounds like an english speaker desperately trying to speak Norwegian.
Sognefjorden is the biggest fjord in Norway
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Fjord

Fjord noun
1.a long, narrow, deep inlet of the sea between high cliffs, as in Norway and Iceland, typically formed by submergence of a glaciated valley.
2.The Fjord horse or Norwegian Fjord Horse (Norwegian: fjordhest) is a relatively small but very strong horse breed from the mountainous regions of western Norway. It is an agile breed of light draught horse build. All Fjord horses are dun in colour, with five variations in shade recognised in the breed standard.
The beautiful fjord ran through the mountains to the sea
The Fjord jumped over the cross-rail to get to the finish line of the cross-country course
by AIEAN November 6, 2019
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The nicest girl you will ever meet! She may be shy and closeted but once you get to know her, you'll realize how amazing her humor and personality is! She is extremely loyal and will be one of your closest companions if you promise to treat her well. She is such a romantic and has so much love to give! Everyone needs a Fjord in their lives!
Guy 1: That girl over there is so nice..

Girl 1: She's a lot more amazing than you think!

Guy 1: She must be a Fjord!
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a guy who is a retard and loves the ussr
wow hes a retard he must be a fjord
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"guys, this party is so fjord!!"
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Fjord Fuck

Noun and Verb.
Also spelled "Fjörd Fuck" is a particular way to have sex that is possible only in Norwegian Fjords. It consist of make love in an isolated place on the mountains that overlook the fjords in Norway. While doing sex the people involved have to enjoy a wide view of the fjord and possibly of waterfall and glaciers.
The act is performed in an isolated place so it is often accompanied with screams and swears. For its wild nature it leaves often the lovers temporarily crippled. It is a good reminder of the fact that we descend from the animals!
Last week we had this road trip in Norway with my girlfriend... we had been Fjord fucking all the time...it was amazing, the sex and the view!
by mafakinev June 10, 2010
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