"The TV's fixed, and i'm watching it."
by Haysoos Christ November 18, 2016
Get the the tv's fixed mug.A corporate antonym related to Swedish game developer DICE, used to describe the process of fixing something but in essence not even trying to fix it, making the initial problem even worse, or breaking something else that's completely unrelated.
"I took my car to the Mercedes dealership and they DICE fixed it. I only went in to get the radio interference looked at, and now my car won't start"
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The god of all fonts, the Notepad default font and my font for MSN Messenger. Brother of the terminal font.
by bastardized bottomburp June 22, 2003
Get the fixedsys mug.a bicycle with only one rear cog or "gear" which is fixed directly onto the hub of the wheel. This style of bicycle preceeded the more modern freewheel single speed which allowed the rider to stop pedaling whilst coasting. Still more modern yet, is the multi-speed freewheel or freehub design which is just an expansion upon the single speed freewheel.
The fixed gear was most popularly used as track or "velodrome" racing machine but has since made it to the streets and has seen a rise in outdoor road usage. Currently, in many large cities across the world, the fixed gear, or "fixie" as it so often called, has become the focal point of a growing urban subculture which includes bike messengers and the like. This subculture is seen as being quite countercultual even in the cycling community and is often associated with the punk rock/anarchist scene.
The fixed gear was most popularly used as track or "velodrome" racing machine but has since made it to the streets and has seen a rise in outdoor road usage. Currently, in many large cities across the world, the fixed gear, or "fixie" as it so often called, has become the focal point of a growing urban subculture which includes bike messengers and the like. This subculture is seen as being quite countercultual even in the cycling community and is often associated with the punk rock/anarchist scene.
by FixedAnthroFreak September 8, 2006
Get the fixed gear mug.On a forum, it is changing what another poster said in their own quote brackets and then writing 'fixed' below it. It started out as simply correcting another poster's errors, but now it's all about tweaking their quote to mock them.
Chris: "I like watching the Tour de France."
Chris wrote: "I like perving at the cyclers in their spandex pants."
Bob: Fixed.
Chris wrote: "I like perving at the cyclers in their spandex pants."
Bob: Fixed.
by madmaxxx March 12, 2005
Get the fixed mug.by anlx July 13, 2007
Get the fixed mug.A Fixed-gear bicycle is most commonly a vintage steel road style bicycle utilizing one gear combination with the rear sprocket "fixed" to the rear wheel. Fixed gear bicycles are incapable of coasting, moving and not pedaling. This type of transportation is used by urban bicycle messengers, as it is a trusty and reliable form of transport, plus it's just cool.
Tricycle, Track bicycle, Penny farthing bicycle
Lobster road to the market in the snow on his fixed-gear bicycle.
Lobster road to the market in the snow on his fixed-gear bicycle.
by Lobster Johnson July 8, 2006
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