Spoken when leaving one's seat to reserve the same seat upon your return. Best used around hockey fans, but around the ignorant it can be a great way to share some useless knowledge.
"Get out of my seat, idiot, I called Five Hole."
"What the fuck is Five Hole?"
"Where you shoot the puck between the goalie's pads. Anyway, I called it, now get up."
"What the fuck is Five Hole?"
"Where you shoot the puck between the goalie's pads. Anyway, I called it, now get up."
by darthcharming January 11, 2008
Beneath the male or transsexual scrotum, above the taint, there lies a fleshy patch that when the correct pressure is applied, usually by an erect penis dripping in apple martini lube, gives way and forms its cavernous orifice known as The Five Hole.
This action/location is not limited to gay or transsexual intercourse. Strap-on's and other forms of penetrative objects are permitted. The discoverers of the Five Hole encourage experimentation.
If you would like to learn more on The Five Hole/Variations on The Five Hole also see:
The Russian Mitten
Swashbuckling
Rossing (Bob Rossing)
Muppeteering
Kellering
Squirreling
This action/location is not limited to gay or transsexual intercourse. Strap-on's and other forms of penetrative objects are permitted. The discoverers of the Five Hole encourage experimentation.
If you would like to learn more on The Five Hole/Variations on The Five Hole also see:
The Russian Mitten
Swashbuckling
Rossing (Bob Rossing)
Muppeteering
Kellering
Squirreling
verb-"Hey Bill, you're looking at me like you wanna go Five Hole or something"
"Let's go Five Hole with our socks on"
noun- "I'm gonna fist your Five Hole"(see RUSSIAN MITTEN)
adjective- "Your chapped lips look Five Hole-ish"
"Let's go Five Hole with our socks on"
noun- "I'm gonna fist your Five Hole"(see RUSSIAN MITTEN)
adjective- "Your chapped lips look Five Hole-ish"
by Steve Nonjourney- Perry June 13, 2009
A crackhead theory swifties came up with that they used to convince the internet that something was going to happen on March 1st 2019. It is used in the fandom to express their stupidity. Taylor Swift also called it “the best theory” because it’s the one swifties laugh about the most
Swifties: OMG THERE’S A NEW COUNTDOWN THAT’S GONNA END ON MARCH 1ST
Taylor: lol you wish
Swifties: BUT THERE WERE FIVE HOLES IN THE FENCE!!!
Taylor: lol you wish
Swifties: BUT THERE WERE FIVE HOLES IN THE FENCE!!!
by taylornevertrustsaplayboy May 28, 2019
A reference to one's penis. Originates from the sport of hockey. The area between a hockey goalie's legs is known as the five-hole. Thus, one's penis dangles in the "five-hole region".
Where was their offensive line last night? They were
getting man-handled like Jimmy man-handles his twin brother's five-hole dangler.
And now that Denis is gone and the goal is all LeClaire, he's lookin' like a brick wall with a five-hole dangler....
Good news is, your daughter will love you unconditionally, and accept you for the country-club shoe, Fonzi-shirt wearin', micro-shwee, Fruity Pebble five-hole dangler, support-havin' fague you are.
getting man-handled like Jimmy man-handles his twin brother's five-hole dangler.
And now that Denis is gone and the goal is all LeClaire, he's lookin' like a brick wall with a five-hole dangler....
Good news is, your daughter will love you unconditionally, and accept you for the country-club shoe, Fonzi-shirt wearin', micro-shwee, Fruity Pebble five-hole dangler, support-havin' fague you are.
by Wandymon September 19, 2007
Vans Authentics - In reference to the number of eyelets running up each side of the shoe. note:<i>never written with a "5" - dont be fucking lazy</i>
"did you see the colab that Syndicate did with Mr. Cartoon?"
"The five-holes?"
"Yeah."
"yeah, they're sick."
"The five-holes?"
"Yeah."
"yeah, they're sick."
by pussyneck January 10, 2008