Fattering

When something should look flattering on you, but just makes you look fat. Fattering.

Used in a sentence - 'I'm not so sure about those pants... they're kind of fattering.'

Or when you're trying to give a compliment, but don't think it's deserved- 'Wow! Those pants are extremely fattering!'

by jd9d April 6, 2010

Fingerlinging

A sexual fetish involving feces. Steps are as follows:

1. Person A fingers Person B up the ass until Person B shits.
2. Person A catches shit in his/her palm.
3. Person A puts shit in mouth and chews until nice and mushy (mushier than regular shit but not liquidy).
4. Person B opens mouth, then Person A spits shit in like a bird feeding its young.
5. Person B swallows shit, thereby completing the fingerling.

1. I was fingerlinging him so hard it was like his colon ripped open. Then he got it all back.

by ChaosMongrel November 23, 2011

Fingerlingus

Like Cunnilingus, but with one (or more) fingers. Digital exploration & simulation in the vicinity of the female vulvar.

How did your date go with that KFC guy, Cory?
It's was Fingerlingus good.

I have a rule, no fucks given on the first date... But come at me with the fingerlingus.

by GusLin March 7, 2022

Fingerling Brothers and Barnum and Bay Leaves Burger

A burger that comes with fingerling potatoes and is flavored with bay leaves

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Fingerling Brothers and Barnum and Bay Leaves Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

fingerlingus

The art of providing sexual stimulation by licking, sucking, and orally teasing one's fingers.

Suzy's expression of fingerlingus made me unsure of whether she wanted to perform fellatio or analingus so I teabagged her. It turns out she's a carpet muncher!

by dognheat May 23, 2009

fwittering

verb; describes the act of frittering away valuable time between Facebook and Twitter by posting status updates or tweets on both.

With a status update and a tweet every five minutes, he spent all of Friday afternoon, fwittering away time, instead of completing his project.

by Mohit Hira April 26, 2009

water filtering

passing water (or any liquid) from one partner’s mouth back to the other.

1: Brooke was water filtering some Baja Blast in my mouth yesterday. it was so hot
2. You ever water filtered milk? that’s fucked up

by BJ666 January 21, 2020