Fisticated

When one is constipated then, has someone fist their asshole to pull out the poop.

Girl: Oh honey, not tonight, I'm so constipated!"

Guy: "You just need to be fisticated!"

by simmie April 4, 2015

Festinate

To hurry or hasten to complete one's work, especially to meet a deadline.

One has not been a student if one has not had to festinate madly on a project at one point or another

Michael spent his entire Friday in a state of frenzied festination as he did his best to make it look like he hadn't been idly sitting at his work desk during the last four days

by Charlemagne1993 June 17, 2017

fustigate

To beat with a stick or a club.

"Go fustigate yourself"

by Raych December 20, 2004

forticate

To shove a dick up anothers ass.

I forticated yohan's mom's ass last night.

by lerris May 13, 2005

fistinite

A fan of Kobe Bryant

Metroids rule is a fistinite

by Anonymous July 28, 2003

Fussicate

To refrain from peeing or pooping when a bathroom or wooded area is not available. This may be a very uncomfortable situation so one should chant, "Fussicate, fussicate, fussicate," over and over again until reaching a location that allows one to relieve herself/himself or until his/her bladder or colon explodes.

"Hey man pull over the car, I gotta take a shit."
"Just fussicate, we'll get to ben's house in a minute."

by kevin reits December 24, 2008

Fustigated

To be intoxicated to the point that one is unable to speak coherently

I got totally fustigated last night at the party

by arikhan November 14, 2010