Cat fish kisses

When a woman slams her vagina on a tow truck because it’s nice AF and shiny

Damn… I sure hope insurance will cover all the cover all the cat fish kisses my tow truck just sustained!

by Tow man 2000 February 18, 2022

Kissing Fish

Slang for lesbian, since vaginas smell like fish and they mash them together, like Kissing fishes do their lips.

Hey did you hear Jane is a kissing fish?

by Grumar December 26, 2016

Spicy Mexican fish kiss

When you eat spicy food and transfer your dump to their dump during a fish kiss

Spicy Mexican fish kiss the shit out of my ass.

by Snakbabe May 27, 2020

Fish Kisses

When you’re taking a hit of the bong and then water touches your lips

“Woah Kyle! I saw the water hit your lips!”
“Yeah, I got fish kisses!”

by -Phee45 October 13, 2023

Chocolate Fish Kiss

When a male is sitting at the toilet and a piece of floating poo touches his member.

Randy: "I was in the bathroom when I heard Chuck scream in the next stall"

Brodingus: "That's wild, bro, do you know what happened?"

Randy: "Yeah, I think his dick got a Chocolate Fish Kiss."

by Brodingus IIV February 24, 2021