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pedophilic fishfingers

1. Old farts who hang around playgrounds looking for "fishfingers."
2. Pedophiles with fingers that smell like fish.
Bruce: Son, stay away from that old man, he is another one of those pedophilic fishfingers.
Son: Shouldn't we help him Dad?
Bruce: That's exactly what he wants.

Amanda: Ewww, gross. Have you taken a whiff of his pedophilic fish fingers.
Susan: I know, the last girl he played with must have smelt aweful.
Jess: Hey, my vag doesn't smell that bad!
by simon94 June 16, 2010
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Misfingering

Verb. This is the action of trying to finger a girl, but due to your severe intoxication you can't find the hole.
Guy 1: Dude I fingered this girl last night!
Guy 2: I heard it was quite the misfingering.....
by Chasaki November 17, 2013
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fishfingers

The results of fingering a woman. Called fishfingers due the the smell of fish from the womans pussy left on the fingers.
Aw man! I got fishfingers after fingering jessica last night. I need to wash my hands!
by Undisclosed19472 April 3, 2006
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Harry Fistinger

The act of inserting the fist into a female's vaginal region who hasn't shaved her pubic hair in months.
Janelle relaxed on the sofa as her boyfriend welcomed her babyhole to a Harry Fistinger.
by Felkon March 30, 2010
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Fittinger

by Tom Vek October 23, 2011
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firefingers

When you stick your fingers in another mans ass so far you get blood and feces on your fingers and wipe it in the mans eyes
I gave that guy a firefingers and his eyes burned for a week
by HOLKANTZ May 11, 2006
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Foosfingers

Aching and/or soreness in the fingers from playing lots of Foosball.

Can lead to RSI if not enough rest is taken between games.
Awwww man! I've got a serious case of Foosfingers! I've been hitting that table hard!
by Husty November 18, 2011
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