FISHELED

when a large measure of snow is predicted, causing mass hysteria and empty grocery store shelves...only to wake up to a sunny day

more common in southern municipalities

hey, i just got in...i heard you guys got snowed in over there in raleigh

nah...WE GOT FISHELED AGAIN! i'll talk to you later, i need to go mow my lawn...

by amac884 January 20, 2008

Fisheled

–verb (used with object)
1. to lead or guide wrongly; lead astray.
2. to lead into error of conduct, thought, or judgment.
–verb (used without object)
3. to be misleading; tend to deceive: vague directions that often mislead.

Nice snowstorm Raleigh. You just got Fisheled!

I Fisheled that girl last night when I said I was gonna pull out.

by J. Cate January 10, 2009

Bobby Fischer

The greatest chess player of all time. Real name being , Robert James Fischer, Bobby was a chess prodigy who begun the game of chess at the age of 6 and became the youngest Grandmaster and World-title candidate at the mere age of 15. He stunned all his opponents with his vast and profound knowledge of chess from such a young age. He went on to play the US Championships 8 times in total, winning all of them, and achieving the only perfect 11 out of 11 score ever to be achieved in one of them, which has yet to be replicated. He went on to challenge the World Chess Championship in 1972 challenging some of the most brilliant minds in chess history such as Mark Taimanov and Bent Larsen in the Candidates round Defeating them with perfect scores of 6-0 while achieving a 6 1/2 - 2 1/2 with Tigran Petrosian. He went on to challenge the World Champion Borris Spassky whom he had always lost to and lost the first 2 matches, putting him at a disadvantage, but quickly gained composure and won the match 12 1/2 - 6 1/2 becoming the 11th world champion, but gave chess up after attaing it. For a brief moment, during 1970's Bobby Fischer became a superstar and popularised chess to its current state. His charismatic egoism and pure dominance over his competition made him renowned throughout the world as the best chess player to have walked the Earth.

Bobby Fischer (March 9, 1943 – January 17, 2008) was an American chess Grandmaster and the eleventh World Chess Champion. Many consider him to be the greatest chess player of all time.

by Smauggy007 February 12, 2019

Fichtered

A loud and boisterous person who likes doing the exciting portion of his job and then pawn's off the hard work to real officers!!

Sorry man, I would help you today but I got Fichtered into filing his paperwork!!

by Thethethe the information August 28, 2018

kyle fischer

A Kyle Fischer is used to describe a 5 cent blowjob.

Susan gave Wayne a Kyle Fischer last night

by dave douchebag December 7, 2010

Futchered

To Futcher someone is to completely and utterly DESTROY them... this is often associated with stealing someone's partner. It actually transcends even this. To be Futchered is the be brought down to such a level where you don't even have the self-motivation to kill yourself... There is only ever one single record of a man being Futchered. And it is kept in a top secret File cabinet at the centre of a top secret Military base. the victims family were placed under the Futcher protection act 1992.

Passing stranger: Holy shit! dude, are you ok?

Dude: ...I...Cant.... I........ Can you pull this trigger please??

Passing stranger: Oh no... you've been... FUTCHERED!!

by Makokasyx April 23, 2009

Chris Fischer

1. The father of Amy Schumer’s child

2. Conducting an act so heinous as to utterly ruin ones life

“Oh mate, I got caught for a hit and run, and it looks like I’ll be sent to jail for life. I’ve pulled a real Chris Fischer”

Or

“Oh mate, I’ve gotten the living cabbage patch doll that is Amy Schumer pregnant. I’ve pulled a total Chris Fischer”

by Chris fischer May 8, 2020