firsties

When a person gets on a message board or posts a comment "first" in a forum. This word is usually used by small children who believe it is cool to post the first message in any public board or forum.

Harry: I got firsties on three forums today!

Frank: Who cares?

by Nick B Cool September 13, 2005

firstie

First-class cadet (senior) at one of America's four federal service academies.

The plebe jumped to attention and barked his greetings to the oblivious firstie walking by.

by Alo Konsen August 24, 2003

firsting

Fucking your first cousin.

There weren't any bitches left at the party, so I decided firsting was my only option.

by fav January 20, 2007

Firstie Lastie

A person who must always be addressed by both their first name and last name. Either they are one of many who share the same first name or it simply sounds weird if someone addresses them by only their first name.

John Smith? He's a firstie lastie, nobody calls him John without saying Smith as well.

by Johanna Hook September 10, 2012

Firstnesses

When you do more than one thing for the first time in one place

Will.i.am: this was where I had my first movie and my first song so that's a lot of firstnesses

by Emmetc May 2, 2009

Firstnesses

The beginning of newnesses.

"Firstnesses is a whole new word I just made up. Next week it's going to be on Wikipedia. It means the beginning of newnesses"
- will.i.am (at the X-Men Origins Premier)

by xmenorigins May 6, 2009

Fistine

(rhymes with Christine)
What you call your hand when it's your date for an evening of five against one.

Dude, you got a date tonight?
No, it's me and "Fistine" all the way!

by Badoom January 24, 2011