A way to describe someone physically built in a way similar to a fire hydrant, such people are usually a bit shorter, yet solidly built and wide in the shoulders, but not fat. If they are fat they become a tank. Such people usually have good balance, thick necks, a low centre of gravity, and strong momentum behind their punches, and are usually deceptively strong, as seen in MMA fighters such as Matt Hughes and Sean Sherk.
Sen Dog from Cypress Hill is a classic example of a fire hydrant build. I wouldn't fuck around with him if I was you.
by El Skuncho August 3, 2007
Get the fire hydrantmug. The act of vomiting and shitting at the same time, as a result of seeing or tasting something disgusting.
by king bizzallz January 2, 2004
Get the Fire Hydrantmug. fire hydrant: multiple meanings;
a) to use a penis enlarging pump to make your penis turn large,swollen and red to resemble a fire hydrant.
b) peeing on a red headed girl
a) to use a penis enlarging pump to make your penis turn large,swollen and red to resemble a fire hydrant.
b) peeing on a red headed girl
"so i went to the sex store with lindsay lohan. needless to say, i had a double fire hydrant experience last night. freaky friday!"
by miguelacutty June 9, 2007
Get the fire hydrantmug. Gah, just had a fire hydrant from that burrito yesterday. That skeezar waitress must have put something in it.
by Tray Graham March 25, 2005
Get the fire hydrantmug. by OldManSack March 22, 2012
Get the fire hydrantmug. The acting of violently spraying a liquid, often blood. Visually what happens if you hit a fire hydrant. Common to graphic films and murder scenes.
by L. Lawliet March 12, 2008
Get the fire hydrantingmug. by Mollythemallcop September 24, 2018
Get the Fire hydrantmug.