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Sinister Finister

God of the bass. Known to hang out with Nasty Maggots. A Cabbage Night Orchestra staple. All tremble in his presence, not due to fear, but rather to the low-frequency rumbles from the 4-stringed instrument of Satin (not Satan, but Satin – dark overlord of the underworld of disturbing artwork). “Sinister Finister”…the uttering of his very name causes your car to stall, your guitar to detune or snare drum head to break. An evil, evil presence which must be stopped in our lifetime, before somebody pokes an eye out.
Man, I went to see the Nasty Maggots last night, and Sinister Finister was there, and after the show on the way home, we were talking about him, and my car stalled!
by Slashy J. Izzbourne October 30, 2004
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Fingster

A person who uses internet/texting acryonyms in real life
Joe:Hey bro, I just got laid last night!
Bob:W-T-F???
Joe:You're such a Fingster...
by WiteCrandall November 7, 2009
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Finnster

Annoying , obnoxious, unpopular person.

A man in his 40's that still lives with his mum with delusions of grandeur .

Has no motor vehicle license, mum still drives him to therapy sessions.

Worries and obsessed about the size of his penis .

Has difficulty making friends , his paranoia sometimes means he lurks and hangs around men nearby to overhear what they are saying about him.
That Finnster has no life except for the false one he created.

I just saw a Finnster riding a bike with the seat removed .

I wish Finnster would stop hiding in the bushes watching us.
by TreehuggerNZ August 21, 2022
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Finsterwald

The kid who sits in the front of the class wears glasses and is the stereotypical teacher's pet. He is known to tattle tale on someone for even the slightest thing. They are this way because of their parental upbringing (mostly goodie 2 shoes bible thumpers).finsterwalds are mostly known to go nowhere in social activities and settings. They are usually the known targets of kyles, erics, and jakes who are most likely to get their head dunked in the toilet. They usually go by timothy, Eli, jonah, Simmon, or Christopher.
Guy 1 Dude johns kid Chris is so fucking annoying!!
guy 2 yeah he told eric for a prank the other day that he will likely get a swirly lol!!
guy 1 yeah he told on kyle the other day doing wheelies on his dirtbike
guy 2 yeah he's such a little finsterwald!!!!
by rayjay91 March 21, 2023
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pulling a chuckie finster

When someone walks around with one or both shoes untied because they are to lazy or busy to stop and tie them.
Ryan started pulling a chuckie finster in order to get out of the cold snow and into his warm house.
by Gamemaster2486 November 19, 2020
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Funksters

A group/collection of people, typically musicians or those that actively listen to music, who share a deep interest in the genre of funk
Hey, what’s up funksters?”
by Funksters February 10, 2019
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finster

A five dollar bill. Comes from suffixing fin with ster. Works particularly well in card games like poker or Acey Deucey as a chant or taunt to encourage the player to bet $5.
Oh, that's at least worth a finster

A deuce and a seven? Come on, grow some balls. Fin-ster! Fin-ster! Fin-ster!
by flurffmeister August 31, 2011
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