Fingersnatcher

An unholy insult used in the dark ages by the ancient gods, some say the user must be so divinely powerful they are like a god. Only four men are known to be able to use this, a fat black man, pubescent teen, a Japanese man and the chinless eyes. Those who consider themselves worthy are judged by these divine if one is unworthy their virginity is given to them permanently. Meaning they will never advance to level 2 "Chad"

Ben: "Shut up Alex you daft cunt"
Alex: "fuck off don't you fucking call me a daft cunt you twat
fingersnatcher"

by PLADAMIR VUTIN March 21, 2019

fingerslam

A fingerslam is when a man has his partner jam their finger(s) into his urethra. Also a popular shock site hosted by the infamous meatspin.

That chick with the gold ring double fingerslammed that dudes dick and he took like like a man

by Ratheon May 13, 2007

Fingerslut

A teenager most likely to become a member of the NACS (North American Cougar Society). The "fingerslut" preys on weak nerdy teenagers by imasculating her victims with promises of sex and public displays of rape.

"Oh my god, look how she is always touching him even though they aren't dating."
"She is such a fingerslut."

by HathemEnyo May 11, 2010

fingerable

When it's worth fingering

That chick is so fingerable dude

by Ily9432 May 17, 2016

fingerstache

A mustache that's drawn on the side of your finger and then held up under your nose.

Dude: *runs up and sticks finger under chicks nose*
Chick: Dude, wtf are you doing?
Dude: You have a fingerstache, hahahaha.
Chick: Weirdo

by bamx January 28, 2009

fingerblast

To jackhammer a womens minge, used to as a gentlemens segway into the shocker.

I went to Rick's on Garland in Spokane last night and met a women with a dead tooth, so i took her outside and fingerblasted the shit out of her in her bitchin camerow.

by Geoff Nailer November 9, 2008

Close Up fingerboard fingerskate

Close Up "finest fingerskateboards" is the best quality fingerboard. This fingerskate is made with 36 pieces to assemble, into one cool pack. The deck is made with 5 plys maple wood, real griptape, real metal trucks, bolts, urethane wheels, metal core, 10 stickers Close Up, and a clear notice for the construction. It's the exat replic of a skateboard, but at the size of the fingers, so you can play with your fingers as you would with your feet on a skate. It's fun like a real sport, you have to practice and can learn thousands of realistic tricks

Close Up fingerboard fingerskate.

by close up fingerskate October 1, 2007