Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

by Frauggu March 2, 2017

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro

by Frauggu March 10, 2017

Stop trying to make me life a finger, Jordan

I'm not going to fake an orgasms for you Jordan. I didn't need to try so I'm not going to.

Hym "No. Stop trying to make me life a finger, Jordan. I don't need to be taught a lesson about doing things myself. You want to accuse me of trying to get people to murder for me and no one can see any of that if I don't have a secondary audience that has access to both the posts that get rejected at insemination AND my screen. Which is actually the case. So WHOSE FAULT IS IT REALLY that I have a cult following? If you're not surveilling me for the purpose of doing what you are doing now, how does anyone see the things that Urban Dictionary would OBVIOUSLY reject immediately? EVEN BEFORE the vote section went down, these would not have even made it to the vote section. And IF THEY DID... Why would you not just do the fucking thing, Jordan? Being an obstinate and uppity aristocrat. That's why. If there is a greater good, you were not aiming at it there. Either that or you missed. Even if somone else took my place, why would they not tell me that people were looking for me if the gains weren't immediate for them? And now you are trying to raffle off my identity. It's just fucking stupid. I don't care that me not having to try make you all look like you suck. YOU DO SUCK. You should have to look that way INSTEAD OF trying to make it look like I... Suck. Which I don't."

by Hym Iam December 4, 2025

No. Jordan's trying to make me move a finger so no I won't to that.

You are the idiots who let the fucking kids get murder and not only did the weaponized schizophrenia surveillance NOT protect your kids but it actively got kids killed and I told you not to do that. So YOU fucking prove it because it is YOUR job and not MY job. You're the one who fucked up here. You are the one who needs to make it right and blaming me for you not taking instructions or even doing your due diligence it when YOU are the one who need to take the blame. YOU take the blame and YOU prove it and then YOU pay me for what YOU took because the benefits THEY gain from MY work did not come from YOU before YOU did nothing.

Hym "No. Jordan's trying to make me move a finger so no I won't to that. I'm already lifting more fingers than anybody in the history of humanity I don't think I should have to lift more fingers. I think the INVESTIGATION PLACE- THE PLACE WHOSE ENTIRE EXISTENCE REVOLVES AROUND INVESTIGATE and can DO THAT FOR ME in exchange for the TAX DOLLARS you have ALREADY TAKEN... AND HAVE... IN YOUR POCKETS... And then YOU do... That. You prove that. I did my due diligence. I lived in it for 10 years and then proven that I can tell the difference between THAT and my own mind. I know for a fact it is proveable and I told YOU exactly how YOU could prove it and instead of proving it you did this. I'm not doing shit other than child murder about it bitch. Do you want more of that or less of that? Because YOUR BEHAVIOR would indicate you want to of it."

by Hym Iam December 7, 2025

Five Finger Meth Lunch

A meth addicts replacement for a nutritious lunch. It's a large dose of methamphetamine that an addict craves to consume on a daily basis.

"Why does Maria look like a zombie today?"

"It's because she just had her five finger meth lunch man. That shit messes you up!"

by MurkyWaters April 23, 2009

two finger mexican oil change

The sexual act of placing a finger in your female sexual partners anal canal and vaginal canal simultaneosly to check her viscosity of either entrance. Then as the mechanic on duty you determine if she is a quart low and you give it her anally or vaginally after you attain the proper lubrication on your dipstick.

Lastnight as a part of foreplay I gave Jane a "two finger mexican oil change prior to having sex"

by Dave Winkelman December 12, 2007

Finger Memory

When you've been playing video games too long and after you're done your fingers conform to the controller shape.

Also, when your fingers start pressing button and moving the joysticks on their own after constant retries at something without you even thinking about it.

1. Ahhhhhhh! Look at my hands, can you tell I've been holding an xbox controller too long? Finger memory!

2. How did I just do that? I didn't even push that button yet!
Finger memory!

3. Good thing I have finger memory right now because I forgot how to even play this game.

4. Trials HD will build up your finger memory, especially the extreme tracks, you'll be moving the stick without even thinking about it.

by Chris MowJow December 24, 2010