finale stuff

Radio friendly term for male cum coined by Dave and Chuck the Freak on 101.1 WRIF radio in Detroit

I knew there was a creeper in my house when I found finale stuff all over my sheets.

by Van Halen Fan October 3, 2013

China's final warning

Russian term coined during the Cold War to describe a warning that carries no real meaning.

An empty threat

Person 1: "Man, this asshole told me to pay him money or he will burn my house to the ground."
Person 2: "Relax, he probably gave you China's final warning."

by redocelot September 8, 2022

Final Exams

The epitome of stress

Teacher: Hey Timmy, good luck on your final exams tomorrow!

Timmy: A slow and painful death sounds more fun than taking those 10 pages of hell.

by littleredhat March 26, 2016

finals heroes

People who don't study in the library all semester, then suddenly show up during finals week, taking over your favorite "spot."

Person 1 : There aren't study rooms or tables available.
Person 2: Yea, cuz of all these damn finals heroes!

by Flashdaddy Hoemaster December 11, 2016

Heal me in Final Fantasy

Slang for asking a friend to partake in homoerotic activities with you, including but not limited to passionately making out.

Hey man, do you think you can heal me in Final Fantasy?

Aight bro, just say 'no homo' afterward cuz we're not there yet.

by Captain_Boom March 29, 2021

Finals

Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit

I may just have a nervous breakdown because of my finals

by Feif December 2, 2003

Final countdown theory

The theory that, no matter where you are, if you shout out "IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!" someone, somewhere will repond with "Duh duh duh duh...duh duh dut dut duh" I.e. The sound of the music which immediately follows the lyric.

John: Hey Mark, wanna try out the final countdown theory?
Mark: But we're in an old people's home!
John: So what, it'll still work!
Mark: Alright fine then, "IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!"
Voice in the distance: Duh duh duh duh...duh duh dut dut duh
John: HOLY SHIT OLD MAN, YOU ARE JUST THE COOLEST.

by greenie29892 April 10, 2010