filipino spaghetti

A filipino twist on italian food which contains fluorescent carcinogenic red hot dogs and is 90% sugar.

person #1: Jeeeze - I gotta get to the tooth doc, my molars are aching

person #2: I tole' you not to eat a whole plate of that filipino spaghetti - its just for decoration

filipino spaghetti by jjty September 29, 2011

filipino spaghetti

Minced Hot Dog covered in ketchup with thin noodles.

Chris D's favorite flip meal! That and an extra value meal at jollibee's (flip fast food found in the slums of SF)

filipino spaghetti by Rj December 15, 2003

Filipino Shrimp Boat 

while visiting asia hire a filipino hooker. After having sex you take a steaming dump in her mouth and eat a bucket of shrimp complete with "cocktail" sauce.

I reached a new low on vacation when I enjoyed a filipino Shrimp Boat.

Filipino Shrimp Boat by Scuba Bird November 19, 2009

filipino speed stick 

a term in which a male ejaculates into a females armpits if she is hot/sweaty/tired etc. generally used if there is no deodorant in the area for perspiration.

Female: "oh man im so sweaty and i need deodorant i wish i had some".

Mike: "here how's about i give you a Filipino Speed stick to prevent you from sweating anymore and let you cool off"

filipino speed stick by that1Guy209 February 16, 2010

Filipino Spaghetti

A slang term for a Filipino man's penis.

"I'd like to give you my Filipino Spaghetti."

Filipino Spaghetti by zombyslayer4 February 15, 2018

Filipino Sunburn 

While getting a handjob, the girl grabs the penis jerking both ways. The result: a deep red "sunburn"!!

Dan: Ohh, my dick still hurts from last night.

Frank: Dang, what'd she do to you??

Dan: She gave me a Filipino Sunburn

Frank: Ouch dude.

Filipino Sunburn by ohhsunburnXP May 10, 2010

Filipino Sports Car 

Performing analingus on a quadroplegic midget who is suspended on cement blocks.

"So this tiny limbless chick hopped on some blocks and I have her the filipino sports car!"

Filipino Sports Car by the pooper12 October 3, 2008