An item not actually on the McDonald's restaurant's food menu. When one wishes to confuse, embarass, belittle, or otherwise make fun of a McDonald's employee, they are to order one large McPenis Filet. This item is normally ordered from the drive-thru menu, however, excessive confusion can be added by walking inside, gesturing up toward the menu above the employees as if the item is actually up on the menu, and then ordering the aforementioned McPenis Filet.
"Hello there, welcome to McDonald's! Can I take your order?"
"Yeah, give me a coke, small fry, and a McPenis Filet."
"Alright, that's a Coca-Cola, child's-size fry, and what was that last item?"
"A McPenis Filet...give me a big, juicy, McPenis Filet."
"I'm sorry, sir?"
Hilarity ensues.
"Yeah, give me a coke, small fry, and a McPenis Filet."
"Alright, that's a Coca-Cola, child's-size fry, and what was that last item?"
"A McPenis Filet...give me a big, juicy, McPenis Filet."
"I'm sorry, sir?"
Hilarity ensues.
by Double A Ron May 5, 2005
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This is mainly done to avoid being caught by a Fish & Game warden, and thus avoiding a hefty fine.
A takeoff on the term catch and release
This is mainly done to avoid being caught by a Fish & Game warden, and thus avoiding a hefty fine.
A takeoff on the term catch and release
"It'll have to be filet and release, if I catch a salmon on this fishing trip, since the season was over last week."
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Roger: How as your day yesterday?
Carl: Long day at the office but a sweet surprise when I got home.
Roger: How so?
Carl: Walked in the door and Tonya was in the middle of the room sporting a Bone In Filet.
Roger: And?
Carl: I split dat ass! She thought I was Torting her. But as always, I gave her a Butler's Wipe.
Carl: Long day at the office but a sweet surprise when I got home.
Roger: How so?
Carl: Walked in the door and Tonya was in the middle of the room sporting a Bone In Filet.
Roger: And?
Carl: I split dat ass! She thought I was Torting her. But as always, I gave her a Butler's Wipe.
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