Fignuts

Fignuts is achieved when a man thoroughly marinates his balls in pickle juice, preferably dill, and then displays his newly pickled balls to his inferior, otherwise known as his girlfriend. He then places his salty balls into the mouth of the inferior (woman), thereby completing the fignuts. This is known in some parts of the midwest as a "Vlasic" or "Uncle Phil's Pickle Factory."

One variation exists where instead of placing the balls into the mouth orifice, the balls are placed into the previously widened anal cavity. This maneuver is known as the "chocolate fignuts" and has been said to exist only in parts of Newfoundland.
"Does it smell like pickles in here?"

"Mah fresh, I was bustin' fignuts like a motherfucker last night."
by Billroy May 23, 2009
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fignuts

To stuff your balls (all lubed up) into a girl's asshole, upon removing them your balls turn blue with asphyxiation due to the lack of circulation (meaning the fig part).
Upon this if you happen to fuck up, it's rips off your balls with a VOOM vacuum sound. There are also many variations of it such as the Inconspicuous (where you take the shitty balls and slap it on her face) and the Split Fig (where there is two different testes from two different guys ((yes they're gay since balls are touching)).
Cindy sucked those balls into her asshole as if they were food given to a fat person. fignuts

Lora was helping guys in a fignut tree, by letting each one stuff their balls in and waiting for them to turn blue than let the next one come stuffing in.
by Co....... December 13, 2007
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fignuts

Someone who's testicles resemble figs.
"I spent all day in the pool and now I have fignuts!"
by Twisty J March 23, 2007
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britney fignut

A term used to describe one's dream woman. A big rack, easy personality, etc.

Also used to describe a really hot girl
1)I've just been single for fourteen years because i'm waiting for britney fignut to come along

2) man i just got aced in tennis because i was staring at that britney fignut on the other court
by Greg601943 April 01, 2007
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britney fignut

A term used to describe the perfect woman, especially when used to describe the perfect woman for a single-and-looking hot bachelor.
Operator: "Hello?"
Me: "Can you connect me to a Britney Fignut please?"
Operator: "I'm sorry, no listings for Britney Fignut in the current area."
Me: "Dammit, not yet. Looks like I'm gonna be single this Spring Break..."
by notbritneyfignut March 25, 2007
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