An extremely distrespectful thing to the lgbtq+ community as these people think they are part of the lgbtq+ community just because they are attracted to figets....
when you have a wet dream about a fridge, and suddenly, you can't look at fridges the same. you are now horny for fridges. just don't go around fucking any mini fridges, you hear me?
Dan: Jerry is kinda weird.
Johnny: Yeah, I think he's fightsexual.
Dan: Oh cool. Does that mean he gets orgasms while thinking about fighting?
Johnny: Yeah sorta but i think it's fucking weird.
Fingersexual is the attraction to fingers.
Person 1: Hiiiii! Wanna go out?
Person 2:Hi, I cannot date you because I am pursuing a relationship with my finger.
Person1:What the fuck is wrong with you.