A Ffion. Pronounced (Fee-On) is a creature who enjoys sexual fantasies about gremlins and has been known to occasionally attempt to bite to its own chin. A Ffion spends a lot of time attempting to bite it's own chin as it is a calling sign to any possible mates that the Ffion is ready for action. During "action", a Ffion will cry and eventually resort to cannibalism.
Girl A: Is that a Ffion
Girl B: I don't know. I can't even pronounce her name...
Girl A: Despite the chin biting, she's hot though
Girl B: If only I could say her name.
Girl B: I don't know. I can't even pronounce her name...
Girl A: Despite the chin biting, she's hot though
Girl B: If only I could say her name.
by MyNameIsJordan November 24, 2011
Ffion typically goes for fat cancer patients. one wrong move and she’ll whip out a paragraph which will toll on your mental health, she’s good at turning your summer into a bummer. Ffion does leave her signature wherever she goes. Typical Ffion! She is a joyous and others would describe her as a goofball. many people would agree that ffion is obsessed with taking pictures of her legs pretending it’s an anus. she enjoys decorating ginger bread men at the early hours of the morning. people would also agree that as ffion gets comfortable with her buddies, she will often take a cheeky picture of hers and others feet/toes. Ffion can really get herself stuck on the mud, she’s drawn to landfills when it comes to paddle-boarding. her closest buddy is known for turning off the tv while ffion is watching it and ffion’s response is always “hey, i was watching tha”.she loves to kip; but occasionally wakes up to her friends brother watching her and her closest buddy. she is always on the grind. she enjoys an occasional woohoo now and again.
joshua: “what is that stench?”
Bartholomew: “sorry it was a ffion”
kurt: “why’s there so much arm and knee action happening?”
adam: “i’m taking a ffion”
Bartholomew: “sorry it was a ffion”
kurt: “why’s there so much arm and knee action happening?”
adam: “i’m taking a ffion”
by Riverlover123 August 16, 2022
A extremely pretty girl with a cute smile. Ffions are known for their funny jokes and are also very smart
by Hanover November 14, 2019
Ffion is a name of beauty,love,,passion and joy. A Ffion can be a kind soul that goes through a tough time but pulls through no matter what. Ffion loves you
by Goalxhei November 3, 2018
A ffion can be moody a lot of the times she can be bratty and mean and also spoiled she is also selfish and to obsessed she acts nice to the people she didn’t know for that long and a bit mean to her friends that she has been with for a while since primary
by Hello rude October 29, 2019
by Merr666 May 1, 2020
if you ever meet anyone named lowri-ffion then they are the kindest,purest and sweetest human beings ever. they are kind intelligent and will stick up for you no matter what. they are loyal to their friends and family. they have very little friends but they make sure that they keep their friends very close and will never let them down. lowri-ffions are very sensitive though and can sometimes be aggressive so be aware. if you ever meet a lowri-ffion and manage to become their best friend make sure you keep them and never loose them. i guarantee they will treat you like a king or queen.
by shawty.a.lil.baddy November 3, 2020