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Venetian Espionage

The act of fingering a single slat of a Venetian blind downwards so that one may take a peek. It leaves a sleazy aftertaste regardless of the content found on the other side.
Did you hear about the increased cutbacks this week?

Yeah, the managing director and assistant manager have been hiding in conference room A, probably discussing who they're gonna let go. There's been no sign of life other than Bonderman's eyeball when he does his routine Venetian espionage every hour or so.
by pitbear July 24, 2010
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espionager

a spyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That motherfucker was a total espionager!
by boobiessss0007777777 February 10, 2010
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toilet espionage

The act of pranking others (friend or foe) that revolves around a toilet.
Person 1: Hey dude, let’s do an upper decker on Creepy Larry’s toilet.

Person 2: Time for some toilet espionage.
by Dutch to the Oven June 6, 2018
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b-espionage

Da act of passing useless/phony "top secret" information to da enemy.
Committing "regular" espionage has serious-enough risks just by itself, since your own country will likely take severe measures against you if they find out that you've been stealing their sensitive information. But dabbling in b-espionage can be even more "hazardous to your health", since your country's enemies may be even more infuriated when they find out that your information was bogus, and so they may hunt you down for retribution even more doggedly/savagely than your own government might have.
by QuacksO February 22, 2019
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Golf Shirt Espionage

Wearing a standard gold shirt with an embroidered logo as a disguise to gain entry into otherwise inaccesible area.
Allen gained entry into the telecommunications closet by using golf shirt espionage. The lady at the front desk thought he worked for ATT.
by GoToThis2 March 3, 2011
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Espionage

Code word for: "SB '09" otherwise known as Spring Break 2009
when sounded out, the resemblance is undeniable.
Refers to the most epic week ever known to man. Those participating in Espionage typically wake up by 9 AM and are drunk by 10 AM. After a full day of festivities, "espionagers" could have participated in dance contests, push up contests at Margarittaville, picked a fight with a French bartender, convinced a 12 year old girl you were in love with her, pretended they were British to make friends, sang n'sync karaoke at a night club, had a dance party on a cruise ship elevator, became groupies for a local cover band, hooked up with a girl...and her mom, and/or robbed their own/their friend's parents.
Wait, we stole those from your parents?! Good god man, Espionage is epic.

>(Friend)"French people smell bad. America kicks ass."
>(French Bartender)"I am French! Do not talk about what you do not know"
>>(Third Party) "Espionage, that's all I can say"
>>(Different Third Party) "Damn Right. Wow he gives a bad name to every American"
by T-Wags February 23, 2010
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espionage

Having sex with a long-haired, freckled freak of a man.
I had espionage with my spanish teacher.
by JOshISaP-nut September 22, 2008
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