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furkey

Fake Turkey...turkey that is watery, comes in a round shape, and can be cut with a fork.
Damn, the cafeteria is serving some nasty furkey.
by DarkBohemian January 7, 2005
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ForkeyVonSchnauzer

One who may have the unassuming hobby of using two or more forks when consuming food in a formal or informal setting, but not to be confused with the sir word schnauzer. Which is a shitty little dog.
Person one- walks into a bar into a bar and notices a fork sticking out of a gentleman‘s pocket.

Person one-is that a fork in your pocket or are you happy to see me.

Person two-yes that’s a fork in my pocket and yes I am happy to see you as a matter of fact I’m quite a ForkeyVonSchnauzer. In fact I always carry at least 17 basic forks on me
by SKYfvll September 25, 2021
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fergey

the leader of the pack.

otherwise known as the admiral.
i hear fergey's comin out this weekend. haven't seen the admiral for quite a while.
by blaowbitch April 26, 2009
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Ferkenderp

A female that uses nice guys for their own personal gain. She will have sex with everybody in the guy’s circle except him. She will take his money, drugs, and anything that isn’t bolted down. She will blame him for everything, even for having sex with his friends.
Look Jeff, Kimmy is having sex with Chet now. That ferkenderp sucked the life outta me. Done with her.
by Jetro69er March 24, 2022
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forkey

"for - kee" (verb) to cut off about 3/4 of an inch of a drinking straw and roll half of it into the end of a blunt so that it stays wide open, stays dry, and eliminates the roach.

Popularized in a New York City suburb in early 2006, it is expected to revolutionize the blunt smoking culture.
"If you want to make that the best blunt of your life, you should forkey it."
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Ferkel

A heavyset or overweight, awkward, nerdy guy/man.
Did you see that guy who just walked by? He is such a ferkel.
by thedopestdiva1 October 25, 2010
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ferneye

when smoke ascends from a cigarette into ones eye making it red and sore
hahaha he's got ferneye!
by Dave April 1, 2003
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