person: “Do you think this girl is good looking?” Feng: “Ew, no!” person: “How about that one?” Feng: “Omfg, YES she’s so hot! person: “That’s literally the same person just with CAT EARS!!!”
by Feng June 27, 2021
by Bound n' Gagged June 22, 2007
A chinaman with three nipples, one of which is around the colarbone region, Who also posses no fantasy hockey skills.
by Great Gatsby (Strikes again!) May 01, 2003
to burn around insanely in a totally un-hot factory standard famliy car (mostly conducted in echos, peurgeots or morries)
"look at him, havin' a FENG!"
"fenged it to the airport this morning.
DAMN that was a good feng!"
"fennga!"
"fenged it to the airport this morning.
DAMN that was a good feng!"
"fennga!"
by Looney man and the mini-loon October 27, 2004
by phantomblast925 April 06, 2019
by michael feng June 19, 2023
1. n. The art or practice of positioning objects, especially home furnishings, based on a belief in patterns of yin and, more importantly, yang - and the flow of chi that have positive effects on whether or not you're likely to score.
2. n. Interior design for "gettin' some".
see also schwing
2. n. Interior design for "gettin' some".
see also schwing
"Chaz had his room re-done according to basic principles of feng schwing. Leopard print satin sheets, a flowing canopy, lots of pillows, ambient lighting, easy-reach black lacquered nightstand that cleverly hides......stuff you need to reach easily......and fuzzy bunny slippers - for those inevitable ackward moments... Unfortunately, he ignored the first and foremost success principle of feng schwing - MOVE OUT OF PARENT HOUSE!"
by Hope_Kissit April 25, 2007