Femur Breaker

A type of torture to contain SCP-106. It is a machine that breaks your femur and is used By the SCP Foundation.

The Femur Breaker was the WORST type of torture EVER!

by Airxer January 1, 2022

cranky millipede femur

someone who is in a bad mood and likes elongated buff midgets

dont talk to me, Im cranky millipede femur rn.

by jeremy fragrence January 23, 2023

Femur

A black woman, portmanteau of femoid and nigger

Person: look at that femur, she must love chicken
Fred: Person, that is really racist, you really shouldn't say that type of stuff
Person: shut the fuck up Fred nobody likes you and your marriage is falling apart

Fred: :(

by PeterFile1876 June 2, 2022

The Clammy Femur

The creator of worlds and the destroyer of worlds.

"ALL HAIL THE CLAMMY FEMUR!"

by gdrdjjgfuhioiuhguhuiguyguihih7 November 26, 2023

1987 Bulbous Femur

The sexual act shitting on person 1’s face, then that person would inhale and burp. The burp would be collected in a jar and placed in the freezer. Then, person 2 would lick person 1’s dick, while person 1 is pissing. This would go on for an hour. After, person 1 would grab the frozen burp jar from the freezer, and throw up in the jar. They would also mix in raw eggs, sliced apples, and black olives. Person 1 would then pour the paste into person 2’s asshole. Once poured completely, person 2 would shove a dildo up their ass.

Ex: Yo dude wanna 1987 Bulbous Femur?

by the worst things ever done August 24, 2025

Femur Mist

When a man's leg is blown to bits.

"Too bad that man's leg was made Femur Mist when he stepped on that landmine, could of pulled some info from em'"

by D-16451 May 10, 2020

Femur OBryan

Mythical Timid like creature said to habit the French Alps and was thought to bring injury, misfortune and broken bones to those who crossed its path.

Dios mio may the lord protect us on this mountain crossing from the Femur OBryan (FemBry)

by Dr Tard March 8, 2016