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felony stretch

A stretch of the arms out to the side or over the head done by criminals, usually accompanied with a quick scan of the surrounding area. This is usually done once they know the gig is up, and they are looking to take off on foot.
As soon as the K-9 showed up to the traffic stop, I noticed the dipshit started doing the "felony stretch".
by One time April 16, 2008
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felony forest

A large number of Air Freshner Trees hanging in your vehicle in an attempt to cover up the smell of illegal substances.
Even though Mary had a felony forest hanging from the rearview mirror, she was sure the cop could still smell the joint she just smoked minutes ago.
by Sarah Bellum66 April 26, 2007
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felony feet

It's a individual with horrific odors coming from the five toes (phalanges), the five longer bones (metatarsals) and the midfoot. This causes ones socks to be crunchy and stand up on end without any props with an odor that would kill a score of people if used as a biological weapon.
Damn you got some stinky feet Rufus !!!

Rufus has Felony feet!!!
by Acissejdnaleon December 7, 2017
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felony card

A felony card is shown by a soccer referee to a soccer player who has broken the rules. A yellow felony card is used to caution a player. A red felony card is given when a major felony is committed, or when a player has accumulated two yellow felony cards.
Thanks buddy for the real nice soccer. Don't want no felony cards. Just kick that soccer ball.
by antix June 12, 2014
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felony

one of the serious crimes such as murder,rape, arson, burgulary. crimes that are severly punished by the law.
by ...Abigail... August 26, 2005
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Felony

A crime that is classified more severe than a misdemeanor. These typically involve violence, high-profile gang activity, the distribution of contraband on a large scale, public endangerment, financial exploitation, Treason & Corruption, and Sentence Enhancing.
The man was convicted for multiple felonies.

In Michigan, it is a felony to trespass on a state penitentiary .
by Jonarious Arbuckleson June 29, 2018
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Felony Flats

where you can get pussy, money weed and of course meth. located in the SE region of Portland, Or. This place is white boy felon capitol. hit the pipe and the pussy in felony flats.
I was gettin head while smokin shards in felony flats. felony flats got the cracker jack felons
by big balls December 11, 2015
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