Felipe is a mystery. A person who keeps you can't wrap your head around. Tall, handsome and his best feature ...his personality. With his funny and charming character he can make any young lady fall for him. Although he looks so serious all the time, he doesn't really smile.. Especially when he drives. But when he does...you must be doing something right. WordUp
Felipe: smile more please
by Mysteria23 July 10, 2019
Get the Felipe mug.A noble and kind man, indigenous to Stamford Connecticut. This special breed of involuntary retardius better known as a “special thinker” can apprehend high levels of cognitive function such as urinating upon a bonefire. Felipe is better known for his unique aura of intense inactivity. Felipe can also be used as an adjective in a sense to describe a person, one whom can appear not to have an intact brain, as to have lost it in an accident such as forcing ones head into an inanimate object. Not to be confused with similar species such as the Dan, The A, The Double A, whom of which will be described in another post.
Girl: oh look at that kid wearing the helmet staring at the wall
Boy: yeah that happens sometimes
Girl: he’s such a Felipe Ortiz
Boy: stop hitting your head against the bathroom stall!
Boy 2: how are you hitting two stall doors with your head at the same time?!
Boy 3: It’s ok he’s pulling a Felipe Ortiz
Boy 1: God the fire is dying, it’s so cold
Boy 2 : I think it’s time to set up sleeping bags and go to sleep
Boy 1: I’m not going to bed just because the fire is pulling a Felipe Ortiz
Boy: yeah that happens sometimes
Girl: he’s such a Felipe Ortiz
Boy: stop hitting your head against the bathroom stall!
Boy 2: how are you hitting two stall doors with your head at the same time?!
Boy 3: It’s ok he’s pulling a Felipe Ortiz
Boy 1: God the fire is dying, it’s so cold
Boy 2 : I think it’s time to set up sleeping bags and go to sleep
Boy 1: I’m not going to bed just because the fire is pulling a Felipe Ortiz
by IntelligentMoron September 10, 2019
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When a male says he’s leaving and you could really give two shits that they are. Their name then becomes 'Felipe,' a random dude that nobody is sad to see go.
by Hellotest February 11, 2015
Get the bye felipe mug.The male equivalent of Bye Felicia. When a guy leaves and you're happy about it or you don't care about them at all. To dismiss a douche bag you don't care about or no longer care about.
When you learn the truth about how a guy really is: I just wanted to see what type of person he really is and I wasn't impressed, so it was time to say "bye Felipe!"
When you find out a guy does things to get your attention, because he knows you find him attractive, but he tells everyone he's only polite because it makes his job easier, you have to tell the douche, "bye Felipe !"
When you find out a guy does things to get your attention, because he knows you find him attractive, but he tells everyone he's only polite because it makes his job easier, you have to tell the douche, "bye Felipe !"
by PurpleDragonfly72 July 10, 2016
Get the Bye Felipe mug.Felipes' tend to be quiet, thoughtful and intelligent individuals who is able to listen attentively, is able to consider the needs of others before his own, perhaps enjoy outdoor activities and various sports that involve stamina and are very pleasant person to talk to when others dont apporach you.
The one I know has dark eyes that smile and when he does smile, it is one of the most sneaky ones you'd ever see, approachable and is quite charismatic with his smooth talk with girls.
The one I know has dark eyes that smile and when he does smile, it is one of the most sneaky ones you'd ever see, approachable and is quite charismatic with his smooth talk with girls.
by warsonwords_right November 15, 2011
Get the Felipe mug.1. (noun) A Brazilian soccer player, who supposedly plays defense on the Brazilian national soccer team, but who is in reality a Dutch striker. He turned on his team during Brazil's match against Netherlands, helping Netherlands score their first goal, and also got a red card. Because of him, Netherlands beat Brazil 2-1. Basically, he was Holland's 12th player in their match against Brazil.
2. (verb) To Felipe Melo someone, a fancy way of saying to betray them.
2. (verb) To Felipe Melo someone, a fancy way of saying to betray them.
1. Guy 1: The main reason Brazil lost to Netherlands is that guy who turned on Brazil. Netherlands outnumbered Brazil 12 to 10, which is why Netherlands won.
Guy 2: That guy who helped the Dutch score their first goal, and got a red card?
Guy 3: You mean Holland's 12th player in their match against Brazil? Yup, that's Felipe Melo.
2. *Guy 2 betrays Guy 1, by giving away his secret, which he promised not to tell anyone*
Guy 1: You just Felipe Meloed me!
Guy 2: Hahaha sucker
Guy 2: That guy who helped the Dutch score their first goal, and got a red card?
Guy 3: You mean Holland's 12th player in their match against Brazil? Yup, that's Felipe Melo.
2. *Guy 2 betrays Guy 1, by giving away his secret, which he promised not to tell anyone*
Guy 1: You just Felipe Meloed me!
Guy 2: Hahaha sucker
by somebody?? July 27, 2010
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No man, add some more string and rope to keep TSA outta your shit.
No man, add some more string and rope to keep TSA outta your shit.
by Mike Muffkin April 8, 2010
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