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felch

Sucking, licking or eating your own jizz out of your partner anus after an intercourse.
I felched my girlfriend's brother last night and he loved it.
by Kyan January 7, 2004
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felch

v.t., (from the Welsh: honor; dignity)to suck your own semen out of another man's rectum (preferably with a straw).
Having corn-holed Tom Jones with abandon, I fetched a flexi-straw and felched Tommy Boy 'till he was dry.
by Ronald Hall January 10, 2003
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felch

The act of orally extracting one's own semen from the anus of another.
I would come up with an example, but I am sure it could not top your mental image.
by jaydon33 March 18, 2005
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felch

Many turbojet autopilot systems actually have a button labeled "FLCH" which is clearly pronounced "Felch Mode" by every corporate pilot I know.

For some reason many pilots are happy to discuss "Felch Mode" and why it should not be used.
PNF: We were cleared down to FL340, should I Felch you?
PF: Nah, just use VS mode.
by Cosmo50 February 19, 2008
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felch

to suck cum out of somebody's ass
"dont you know felch means... well then tell me would you rather get felched or do the felching fuck em in the ass suck the cum out while you're belching burp belch then go back for a second helping"

-"Insane" From Eminem's Relapse Album
by eminemrelapse May 15, 2009
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felch

to suck cum out of an ass whole,booty,bum,ass,bottom
rabbii felched his best mates brother in the shower while pulling him off,so did johny boy
by roger tims October 9, 2007
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felch

V. The act of sucking semen from an anus, typically another male's, and then either swallowing it, or kissing your partner and planting it in their mouths.
Dude, I really wanna felch. Get over here!
by Felcher March 13, 2005
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