figging

A peeled ginger root, shaped like a slender butt plug, inserted into the anus without lubrication of any kind. The ginger juices cause pain and extreme horniness. The person belonging to said anus become twitchy, jumpy and very lively. The effect lasts for about 20 minutes or more depending on the freshness and strength of the root. The root can also be applied directly to the clitoris or inserted into the urethra. Just be sure the sliver can be retrieved. Also, after peeling the ginger, wash your hands afterward because ginger juice in the eye just plain hurts like a mother fucker and is not fun or horny inducing in any way!

The word comes from the 18th century. Unscrupulous horse dealers would insert a peeled ginger root into the anus of a slow or half dead horse. The horse would become lively and hold its tail better. The spelling was feague, but over time became figging.

The bound submissive quivered in anticipation as her Master slowly peeled the finger of ginger that would be used to fig her.

Mistress Karen loved figging her slaves when they misbehaved. they writhed and begged so beautifully.

by Abby December 3, 2004

Car fagging

Messing around with another person's vehicle (ie: wrapping victims car in caution tape, filling one's car with trees and shrubbery, placing a skate ramp on top of a person's car, etc.) If no props are available one can sneak into someone's car and turn all the dials and switches so that when the owner starts the ignition, the entire car starts going crazy (ie: wipers at full speed, heat on full blast, radio on max volume, etc.) Also, car fagging can be performed on a moving vehicle (ie: passenger grabs the keys and turns the vehicle off while driving, passenger pulls emergency brake while on the highway, etc.)

Person 1: "Hey, why is your car wrapped in caution tape, was there a crime?"

Person 2: "No. That jackass down the street car fagged me."

Person 3: "Well, I guess we have to get him back. Time to go car fagging."

by Maps of Hawaii August 3, 2007

Fogging

When there is fog disrupting visibility and technically it is raining slightly, but rain is so light that "raining" is not quite the right description.

I might take a rain coat on the walk since it is fogging out there.

by Richie L CH February 1, 2017

Fagging Up Kids

source of new faggots

As faggotry is an evolutionary dead end Fagging Up Kids, F.U.K., is their chosen recourse.

Almost as evil as Fagging Up Kids is sexualizing children by social policy especially heinous before puberty onset: encouraging children to be sexually active with other children is child abuse akin to pederasty

by malignforce January 22, 2013

Stop fagging around

Stop fagging around means fuck off in a nicer way. When someone is annoying you you say stop fagging around.

John annoyed Harrison and Harrison said stop fagging around.

by Deshaun Rogers December 21, 2017

Fugging

Essentially, fugging has the same range of meanings as its popular expletive cousin. In 2020, the Austrian town of "Fucking" decided to change its name to "Fugging", after town signs have been repeatedly stolen over the years. Which tells us what needs to be done: Spread the new word, use it often, make it popular!

"This town is fugging awesome!"

by Austronaut November 26, 2020

alabama figging

the same thing as figging only with someone in your family.

(read in Texan accent )
Sister: HEY brother, let's do some Alabama figging tonight.
Brother: Sure thang deer.
sister: I sure does likes me some fresh ginger!

by GrotesqueAnal December 5, 2016