fed-ex

Mr Spears now that Britany Spears is divorcing his white trash ass.

Valentina: did you hear?!
me: about Dakota kicking Rockford's ass?! HELL YEAH! i was there!! cant WAIT to be there next year!!
Valentina: no. about K-Fed...or should i say FED-EX
me: yupp. Mr Spears is getting divorced AND his ass is getting kciked by John Cena on the first day of the new year!!

by dakota cougarette November 29, 2006

Fed Ex

The new nick name for Kevin Federline, after Britney Spears dumped his ass

Hey Fed Ex, what's new?

by DizzyLizzy November 17, 2006

Fed-ex

Receiving fellatio from ones ex-girlfriend.

Couldn't close any girls on saturday night so had to call up sarah (ex-girlfriend) for some fed-ex.

by Protokol January 4, 2011

Fed Ex

A shipping service, just like USPS or UPS.

Did you take those packages to Fed Ex to be sent yet?

by Dan Barnett November 18, 2006

Fed Ex

A slang word used in arizona to describe someone with a fat butt or getting taken in the butt

Zack: Girl you got a Fed Ex

by Jordan petty February 7, 2008

Fed Ex

Kevin Fedderlines New Nickname Since Birntey Spears Divorced Him In 11/06

"A Good 6 Monthes Before K-Fed And Britney Broke Up, I Heard Jimmy Kimmle Come Up With The Catchy Nickname Fed Ex."

by Crizzy-G November 16, 2006

Fed Ex

A style of sexual intercourse during which the guy bangs the girl at an accelerated pace, with more emphasis on speed than quality.

"He Fed Ex'd the shit out of me last night"

by plowerranger November 15, 2009