February 28th

national my teeth itch day

"Why don't my teeth itch?"

"Probably because it's not February 28th."

by lilh0e0nthabl0ck October 15, 2019

February 28th

National suck your best friend’s dick day

Boy bestfriend: Today is February 28th
Girl bestfriend: So?
Boy bestfriend: That means you have to suck my dick
Girl bestfriend: Oh shit

by mo momba October 28, 2019

February 28th

The day when all louies around the globe had a huge-ass major breakdown because of a 29 year old British man who they haven't seen the face of since 77 days. mfs be like "kill all men" and then go on make a "we miss you" trend worldwide like???

"its February 28th WHERE IS LOUIS??????"

by hullastantwitter February 28, 2021

February 28th

People on born on February 28 have the biggest dicks and have the best personality’s and if you where born on this date your just sexy af

Oh he has a big dick he was born on February 28th

by Angie_Is_an_L May 9, 2022

February 28th

February 28th is bad bitch day if you were born on this day your a bad bitch

“What’s your birthday?”
“February 28th”
“You’re a bad bitch”

by ohgabhgahehe October 8, 2021

February 28th

The day where the people with the biggest foreheads were born. February 28th

Person 1: Did you see that persons forehead its humongous

Person 2: Oh, it's ok they were born on February 28th.

by Luis Salazar November 1, 2019

February 28th

International ni***r day

"I can't wait for February 28th I can finally say it"

by BINGCHILINGDING February 27, 2022