failtation

The act of failing at flirting

His failtation at picking up Sandy was a subject of overdue hilarity within his circle of friends.

by acxyvb August 3, 2008

fanlationship

The special relationship between a fangirl or fanboy and her favorite band member. Normally not a real relationship but just the relationship of a dedicated fan. It is shown through the simplest of ways like making fan art or buying merchandise.

Friend: I heard you are dating someone. Who's the lucky person?
You: I'm not exactly dating, but I'm in a fanlationship with Sydney Sierota.

by 5_secondsofhappiness December 21, 2014

failationship

Basically, a relationship, that is a failure

"Britney Spears and Kevin Federline totally had a failationship."

by Arjunftf January 16, 2009

Fauxlationship

A fake relationship, i.e. dating someone but having little to no romantic interest in them.

"Dude, did you hear about Sally's new boyfriend? He looks like a total douchebag."

"Yea, he's known for being a spenjamin so it's really just a fauxlationship. It'll never last."

by AMAHAHA August 5, 2008

fauxlationship

When 2 (or more) people engage in relationship-like activities but refuse to admit they are in a relationship.

Zach is in soooo many simultaneous fauxlationships. People just don't understand what a commitment is anymore.

by hotmesscity November 21, 2010

falationship

A falationship is a facebook relationship.

oh man! I met this hot chick on facebook. Now we are having a falationship.

by eze98342 August 12, 2009

Failationship

A short, ultimately meaningless relationship. Defined by its failure or inability to work out. These relationships typically last only about a week to a few months. And burn out quickly for any myriad of reasons. They are technically real relationships, but their status as being "doomed to fail" is what cements them ultimately as a "Failationship"

You can only really tell if a relationship is really a "Failationship" after it's ended.

"Oh man, Katie and I broke up. . ."

"Really? You guys were only together for like 2 and a half weeks."

"She just told me she was tired of "Beating around the bush" and that she should've known we would never really work out"

"I told you this was gonna be a failationship."

by Suffin7421 January 3, 2025