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Fatkins Diet

The opposite of just about any diet. Eating whatever you want and generally relying on your metabolism to keep you fit.
"Man, I've lost 1O lbs on this new diet I started!"
"Dang dude, I've tried so many different diets, what's yours called?"
"The Fatkins Diet."
"Fatkins? What do you eat?"
"Mostly Mountain Dew and candy."
by MetaEnder November 29, 2009
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mattykins

A man who prefers womens undergarments to the typical male choses of boxers, briefs or boxer briefs.
Yeah, Dave seems pretty tough but underneath it all, he's a Mattykins.
by DownTownMissyBrown May 12, 2007
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fatkins diet

An all carb diet consisting of supersized soft drinks and generous helpings of devilish desserts so mouth watering it would make your ass grow just by looking at them.
The fat chick that just walked out of Mcdonalds with a large coke and 4 apple pies must be trying out the fatkins diet! I bet she got some birthday cake waiting for her at home too lawl!
by Omegastrike September 5, 2010
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fatkins diet

A high-carb, high-fat diet, usually consumed in massive amounts right before bed.
Bob: "I ate, like, two Chinese dinners from the delivery place and just passed out on the couch. I always do this shit."
Tom: "Dude, you better lay off that Fatkins Diet."
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fattyism

n. A notable quote stemming from the incredible unique mind of Fatty Payne.
Fatty: Did you know that a bag of warm water feels hotter when you put it on your dick?
by Tim U April 3, 2004
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Man-fatkins diet

A strict diet consisting solely of protein designed to quickly loose those excess pounds. This version swaps tasty steaks for clammy man juice.
"No way, Dave. I'm not sticking that in my mouth again! Now let me out, I'm starving!"

"Shut the fuck up, Posh. You know you're on a man-fatkins diet! Now swallow my load and stop being a whiny bitch"
by Burro's Dead Nan August 16, 2007
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FartSkins.com

The site will have categories. Such as stickercrafts. When you click on a category you will see images and descriptions.
Man i wanna go on FartSkins.com nigga
Shit nigga i wanna go on fartskins.com nigg
by FartLord24 November 22, 2021
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