fatbucker

The act of intercourse with a large tub of lard.

Timmy buys a large tub of lard at the grocery store and has a sudden urge to use it. Timmy has become a fatbucker.

by pro-noun August 25, 2011

fasucks

Fucking Sucks

That fasucks

by whoisthis?! July 30, 2012

fartsucker

A person whom enjoys inhaling anal gases

Matt sucks farts from dead seals!

by shan and dust June 16, 2003

Fatfuck

A person who is usually very unattractive, and breaks the 200 mark on the weight scale. ; Someone you hate and isn't the lightest person in the bunch(Usually a female)

"I hate that fatfuck biatch. She always be naggin my ass."

by Jason H. November 25, 2003

fatfuck

Someone who is extremely disgusting and oozes lard and grease. Basically extremely unpleasent to look at, these fatfucks tend to migrate towards each other because no one else likes them. Eventually, when they gather in large areas, they perferm oral sex on each other (most fatfucks are girls) but are in reality eating each other because they are so fat. Leah and Haley are fatfucks and no one likes them.

Leah and Haley are such fat fucks I wish they would just die because they hurt my eyes.

Maggie is the most amazing person ever, the is the opposite of a fatfuck

by Penguin lovers December 4, 2007

Fatfuck

A boisterous, obese child often seen wearing tight t-shirts printed with cartoons with a handheld game device slung around his/her neck. Often suffers from myopia but not necessarily always.

"Did you see Jane's kid? What a fatfuck."

by catladymaowmaowmaow September 15, 2012

fatfuck

When a person is so fat they know the old burger king meals and notice when they're missing off the menu

Man, went to burger king with Ryan and he noticed the triple whopper wasnt on the menu any more, talk about a (fatfuck)

by cruffdiggity November 30, 2013