Fabits

That moment when your starting a road trip at 2am and everyone is asleep but you are hungry so you open the bag of munchies and all you hear in the car is the sound of you eating ::Crunch Crunch Crunch:: the passenger turns around and you say "don't judge me, it is just 'Fat-Kid Habit" and he responds with "FABITS".

"I could really go for some pizza right now" "Dude we just ate 10 minutes ago, FABITS"

"My fabits are out of control I just bought a 12 pack from Taco Bell...for myself"

by Fat Kid Anonymous May 17, 2013

Fatite

A short woman, that refers to herself as petite, but fat.

I'm a cute short fatite woman.

by George Cook September 8, 2003

fatisfaction

The insecure pride like feeling of satisfaction after heroically humping a fat girl.

That fat chick i pounded last night for 5 hours gave me 100% fatisfaction.

by had69 May 7, 2008

fatitude

A condition where an obese person confuses their fatness girth for muscle girth and acts tough because of their mistake, thinking their mass will intimidate others despite a lack of actual physical fitness. Usually a person with fatitude has a lot of lung power but not much actual physical strength and tire rapidly in any actual fights.

Wow, Greg sure has a bad case of fatitude that needs to get adjusted.

by Guy in the QFC parking lot February 19, 2011

Fatitties

Tits that are huge ONLY becuase they are on a fat girl.

Oh man... fuckin Jenny man... Shes got some hella fatititties.

Eeew gross those are just fatitties.

by BoobytownJim April 21, 2010

Fatittyma

Short for “Fatima.” Fatitty is a really ugly girl who stinks and has lice. She also is crossed eyed and has no common sense. You can also call her fajita, gaytima, fat pad, fateletubby, fatitty

Wow she stinks her name must be “fatittyma.”

by mrffbgm October 12, 2018

fattist

someone oppossed to fat people, fat culture, and the fat influence in our culture

fattists are often seen as a negative thing and people jump to label them, but really they are only converned with a healthy america. your fat, your problem.

fattists believe the overweights should be actively working to be thinner. until then, fuck off.

person a: That skinny model is hot.
person b: fattist!

by tiffany April 22, 2005