flatasstrophy

The condition which causes the breakdown of the gluteus maximus muscle caused by age, poor genetics, or skipping leg day at the gym.

It’s apparent he isn’t doing squats in the gym because he has major flatasstrophy.

by DefNotRight January 17, 2018

Fatasstrophe

A catastrophic event caused by a fat person. Often happens at fast-food places, hospitals or at you mothers house.

Liam: "Damn there was a fire at Mc. Donalds yesterday and no one could get out of there."
Nik: "Why?"
Liam: "No one was slim enough to get out of the doorway."
Nik: "Wow, that was a real fatasstrophe."

by sNilli May 28, 2013

Fatastrophe

1 : a meal that often invokes thoughts of heart failure and super-obesity due to the size and/or large amounts of fat and grease.

"Hey, they're serving fried butter sticks at this year's state fair!"

"Dear God... that's a fatastrophe."

by Caniborrow September 29, 2009

catastrophy

A trophy wife gone bad

He thought that he was marrying for love, but his young and pretty second wife turned out to be a catastrophy who was more interested in spending his money than in spending any time with him.

by Pamelot September 22, 2011

fagtastrophy

A person who is a fag, and a catastrophy all in one.

Cukr is a fagtastrophy.

by Ali Merv January 11, 2009

fatastrophe

A congregation of over 100 fat people in the same place at the same time, each of which ways over 350lbs/159.1kg.

I'm sorry but I can't go to your weight watchers meeting, I have to go to a fatastrophe later.

by Barrack Binladen April 15, 2010

fashtastrophy

A fashion disaster, fashion victim, fashion faux pas, wearing a regular clothing item in a way that highlights your incompatibility with the selection. Something no person can wear in public without causing alarm to SPCA or PETA. A person who is not able to purchase clothing that fits.

Anything worn by Lady Gaga is a fashtastrophy, anything worn by Cyndi Lauper in 1980's, Don Johnson in Miami Vice, the entire wardrobe of Dallas tv series, Eurotrash. Someone who isnt young or hot trying to get into a nightclub with a small outfit. Anyone who isnt Kylie Minogue wearing her clothing. Anyone who takes fashion advice from Britney spears.

by miroj July 6, 2010