Fatassing

Verb. To procrastinate or find unimportant activities with the purpose to simply annoy people for your own pleasure. Such activities include; aimlessly wondering around in someone's office, blablabla-ing with friends online while munching on food for the purpose of munching or otherwise focusing on being an nuisance.

Q: Honey why are you walking around in my office with a piece of KFC stuck in your mouth while blablabla-ing with your friends?

A: Oh I'm just fatassing around

Q: Well don't it's annoying.

A: I know. That's why I'm a fat-ass.

by UncleTomTheGreat August 3, 2017

Fatassing

When people (especially cops) stand around not doing their jobs but instead eating food and/or drinking coffee.

Joe: Wow, this traffic is really backed up. You'd think the cop would be directing all the cars.
Billy: No, he's too busy fatassing. Look he's got a donut in one hand and a coffee in the other!

by LuLuAiC May 3, 2009

Day Of Fatassing

A Day that normal gangs get together to go eat Mc Donalds / Or KFC / or Pizza

The day of fatassing is comming up soon. What should we eat on the big day?

by Intel Xeon January 13, 2009

fatassity

adj. two friends who love to eat and talk all day long! morning til night :

Michi and Mai are such fatassities! yayuhhh!

by abg April 29, 2005

fatassitus

A common disease also known as super morbidly obese. This disorder can strike any human, but is generally found around the "all you can eat buffet" down thar at thems "golden corral" home of the best chicken fried steak.

Dude, what the fuck is this place! Oh yeah, this is where all the people with fatassitus go to graze.

by 60 Central February 28, 2008

Fatassus gluteus

A very rare animal described as being darker in color and very overweight they can be found in damp dark areas and you can usually hear there mating call "no cap on god" on warm summer nights

My least favorite animal is the fatassus gluteus

by Spetnuzi November 13, 2022

Fatasism

The use of an object (doughnuts, ice cream, cookies, etc) to encourage a person to move their body at a greater intensity; particularly in running.

Person1: When people don’t run or workout hard enough I make them chase a doughnut to go faster.
Person2: What is that called?
Person1: Fatasism.

by Honeysweet May 29, 2020