by G-Union May 12, 2003
Fat Kids are (as the name suggests) fat. They play Fortnite and eat chips in their rooms all day, and have no friends.
They are extremely lazy, and most of the time don’t realize how fat they are. Fat kids like to avoid sports. One example of a fat kid is me. I have no life, and spend my time writing fucking retarded posts on Urban Dictionary.
Why I say this is if you were to look at me, you’d think “Holy shit he’s so fat”. And I don’t blame you for it. In fact, I implore you to think stuff like that. You see, when you’re the fat kid, you take pride in your gigantic thighs and your large shins that jiggle as you walk. You take pride in your double chins that become even more noticable when you make literally any facial impression at all. You take pride in your man boobs and your belly that gets the shirt stuck onto it, and all your fat rolls and waves that form in your belly whenever you move show perfectly. You take pride in your huge ass that flops from side to side as you run.
Because you see, I’m a fat kid. And I’m proud to be a fucking lazy ass bitch who’s fat ass just keeps growing and growing and his massive wavelike belly just keeps growing and growing and his entire fucking awesome body just keeps getting bigger and bigger until you get all the attraction you so desire in school, in public, and even other amazing fat kids that you can befriend.
Be proud of who you are, because everyone’s fucking amazing. 😎
They are extremely lazy, and most of the time don’t realize how fat they are. Fat kids like to avoid sports. One example of a fat kid is me. I have no life, and spend my time writing fucking retarded posts on Urban Dictionary.
Why I say this is if you were to look at me, you’d think “Holy shit he’s so fat”. And I don’t blame you for it. In fact, I implore you to think stuff like that. You see, when you’re the fat kid, you take pride in your gigantic thighs and your large shins that jiggle as you walk. You take pride in your double chins that become even more noticable when you make literally any facial impression at all. You take pride in your man boobs and your belly that gets the shirt stuck onto it, and all your fat rolls and waves that form in your belly whenever you move show perfectly. You take pride in your huge ass that flops from side to side as you run.
Because you see, I’m a fat kid. And I’m proud to be a fucking lazy ass bitch who’s fat ass just keeps growing and growing and his massive wavelike belly just keeps growing and growing and his entire fucking awesome body just keeps getting bigger and bigger until you get all the attraction you so desire in school, in public, and even other amazing fat kids that you can befriend.
Be proud of who you are, because everyone’s fucking amazing. 😎
Dude 1: Hey, look at fat ass over there.
Dude 2: What about him?
Dude 1: Watch this...
*Dude 1 walks over to me*
Dude 1: Yooo! Nice shirt.
Me: Thanks.
Dude 1: How much did it cost?
Me: Well, it costed a lot because my huge fat belly is just too huge and awesome to try to cover up.
Dude 1: ...
*I slap my belly and it jiggles a lot*
*Dude 1 walks away*
Dude 1: He’s such an awesome fat kid..
Dude 2: Yep.
(TRUE STORY XD)
Dude 2: What about him?
Dude 1: Watch this...
*Dude 1 walks over to me*
Dude 1: Yooo! Nice shirt.
Me: Thanks.
Dude 1: How much did it cost?
Me: Well, it costed a lot because my huge fat belly is just too huge and awesome to try to cover up.
Dude 1: ...
*I slap my belly and it jiggles a lot*
*Dude 1 walks away*
Dude 1: He’s such an awesome fat kid..
Dude 2: Yep.
(TRUE STORY XD)
by EpicMan11232 May 25, 2019
by malcolm jones May 24, 2008
The person who is considered most lazy and/or useless, typically named ScottyB or something dumb like that.
by BammyS January 19, 2019
by he fat March 17, 2021
1. Matt Burwell; this is a fat kid that also smells bad, is a bitch and hates "smiles"
2. Josh Meyer; a fat kid with fungus elbows who thinks he is really cool and funny, but actually is a loser
2. Josh Meyer; a fat kid with fungus elbows who thinks he is really cool and funny, but actually is a loser
by Matt Burwell April 13, 2006
1. (n) two girls that are obsessed with food and have food on their minds pretty much always at the same time. They usually love cheese, Coca-Cola, hot wings and sandwiches above all.
2. (n) two girls who look like their dads that are happy they actually look like "humans". They have beautiful curves they are proud of!
3. (n) again..two girls that love food so much they actually have a hand symbol *FK* for their fat kid status
4. (n) commonly these people will simultaneously steal a bit of food from a party and try to hide it only to find out that they both have done it :)
5. (n) nicknames for these people are Jigglypuff and Shmancakes, showing their fat kids status even more clearly
SYN: Ziploc and BX
2. (n) two girls who look like their dads that are happy they actually look like "humans". They have beautiful curves they are proud of!
3. (n) again..two girls that love food so much they actually have a hand symbol *FK* for their fat kid status
4. (n) commonly these people will simultaneously steal a bit of food from a party and try to hide it only to find out that they both have done it :)
5. (n) nicknames for these people are Jigglypuff and Shmancakes, showing their fat kids status even more clearly
SYN: Ziploc and BX
1. "Hey! Look at those fat kids over there eating all that damn Fatoush!"
2. "If we fat kids didnt have this fat, we couldnt make this sound by slapping our stomachs!"
3. "FAT KIDS FO LIFE"
4. "I took a slice of cheese"..."Haha serisouly? Cause I took a bun! Haha"
5. "Hey Shmancakes, you wanna go to D2 and eat?" "Nah dude, lets go to Ryans steakhouse!"
SYN: like #1: "Hey! Look at Ziploc and BX over there eating all that damn Fatoush!"
2. "If we fat kids didnt have this fat, we couldnt make this sound by slapping our stomachs!"
3. "FAT KIDS FO LIFE"
4. "I took a slice of cheese"..."Haha serisouly? Cause I took a bun! Haha"
5. "Hey Shmancakes, you wanna go to D2 and eat?" "Nah dude, lets go to Ryans steakhouse!"
SYN: like #1: "Hey! Look at Ziploc and BX over there eating all that damn Fatoush!"
by shmantosheartssoulmatejiggs October 21, 2004