failpants

1. an interjection, i.e. "FAILPANTS!"

2. a noun meaning a hypothetical garment imbuing the wearer with the inclination to fail, especially unintentionally.

I must have woken up with my failpants on today; I left my homework on my desk in my bedroom!

by whatthehayls December 27, 2009

FastVantage

what a name.......!!!!!!!!

FastVantage, FastVantage and FastVantage

by Karima Man September 6, 2022

fartpants

Originated near Frederick, MD circa 2004---noun---One who farts so viciously it leaves a pungent odor in their pants that may last an extended period of time.

Dude...Tim has some killer "fartpants" today.

by KMA December 8, 2004

fastpass noob

Refers to visitors at any Disney Theme Park. Essentially either a disney visitor who doesn't use fastpasses or poorly organizes their schedule to result in the use of foolish fastpass decisions. Also for people who use fastpasses on rides where it is completely unnecessary, such as the stitch ride or any show.

Wow, look at those fastpass noobs. They just got a fastpass for buzz lightyear when it has a 10 minute wait and space mountain has a 60 minute wait.

by Rapta dude March 30, 2010

fastpass

Jimmy Valero's secret identity friends with the coon enemy of professor chaos and rival to Doctor Timothy.

Fastpass travel system is fully op op op good to go

by detirm April 27, 2020

fattypants

dogs that are very cute and are constantly tortured by Hadens's. They like to eat sleep and play and give unconditional love to everyone except haden.

aww poor fattypants, haden is pulling his tail again.

by mommy_lover October 27, 2018

Fantapantsd

When a (Mandy) girl does you So Good, So Crazy, So Wild, So Well - your hooked.

When you're FANTAPANTSD you are often left feeling quite "Mandicapt"

He got FANTAPANTSD so wicked by that (Mandy) girl, he's all Mandicapt now! Ha ha ha!

by FantaPants6969 February 12, 2021