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Actual Factuals

Ooo girl i need the Actual Factuals!
by Victoria925 December 13, 2017
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Factually

The words (Fact) and (Actually) fused into one. You can use factually when defending your statement or opinion with straight facts.
Bro.. the earth is flat and I know it
Bruhh, factually, it’s not
by MATTinFir May 9, 2019
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Sir Farty Fartsalot

The biggest troll on IMDB. Sir Farty Fartsalot is his original account, but he has 10-20 other accounts named after flatulence. His schtick is usually creating "Is X better than Y" threads & just has "yes or no" in the body & later abandons the threads.

He's overall harmless but some tend to get all bent out of shape by his silliness.
A comparison thread from someone with a fart-themed username? It must be a Sir Farty Fartsalot sock account.
by FartSmeller September 2, 2014
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Factual Bet

It is an actual fact that is used as a bet. Or can be used to compare something
"Parker you look really nice today and thats a factual bet" " Coach it's a factual bet that I will do my homework" " It is a factual bet that tigers have strips"
by Voteforfactualbet February 14, 2019
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fartball

When you see someone heating something in a microwave at work, home or the gas station you cup your hand around your butthole and fart. With the fart trapped in your hand you open the microwave and drop your fart. Some variations have the fartballer screaming FARTBALL at the fartballed. Others live with the quiet satisfaction that only an anonymous fartball can provide.
"I used to hate my boss. Then I started fartballing his afternoon coffee and I feel better."
by i am fartball April 21, 2009
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not intended to be a factual statement

What feels true and is not intended to be a factual statement

Sen. Jon Kyl claimed on the congress floor that abortion is "well over 90% of what Planned Parenthood does."

When the actual figure turned out to be 3%, his office released a statement clarifying that Kyl's figure was "not intended to be a factual statement."
Stephen Colbert: Sen. Jon Kyl personally sabotaged the Apollo 13 mission. (Not intended to be a factual statement).

Sen. Jon Kyl throws babies at elder people. (Not intended to be a factual statement).
by fresair May 2, 2011
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fartaliate

Verb. 1. The intentional act of farting onto a man as a form of revenge, specifically occurring from circumstances when the female perceives the male as selfish, stuck-up or standoffish. The perception is without any prior justification, completely speculative or baseless.
Female: "So you think you're better than me?!?"

Male: No response or "What are you talking about?..."

She proceeds to fartaliate shamelessly on the male. The male may be seated, standing, crouched, unaware, in conversation, looking away, watching TV, in line, doesn't matter.

The female, subsequently recounts the tale to her girlfriends, "That's what I do fartaliate to guys who think they're better than me"
by urblexicon July 19, 2015
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