Fatmentia

When you're so old and fat you spend 5 minutes trying to find the second pop-tart before your memory kicks in and you realize you ate it so fast you immideately forget eating it.

Fatmentia hit Ralph, and he ended up having to order lunch after opening his lunch pail and then remembered he had eaten it all before 9.

by Zehguul May 3, 2018

fartiment

Those kind of compliments that get said as a result of a brain fart or something utterly obvious.
A compliment coming from the obviousphere, showing such ignorance that you should be ashamed receive it or even appreciate it.

Mostly seen on socials, as a result of a boner draining too much blood from the brain.

"Woa, look at Sissy's video! She's so good at dancing!" (sarcasm)
"Lemme see! OMG, let me comment it! (thethirst is real now): <<WOA SISSY I LOVE THE WAY YOU DANCE MOVING YOUR MODY AT THE SOUND OF MUSIC!"
"Well, duh, what a compliment, I'm about to get envious..." (sarcasm)
"She's so talented at dancing so dancily dancing, with all those dancy moves!>>"
"Quite a fartiment indeed..."

by NeatWolf May 21, 2018

fartmetta

That one art teacher….

“Mr Fartmetta, please don’t shoot me with your laser eyes I just Missed one spot of charcoal in my piece” -Me bc I have an assignment that’s 5 years late that’s still due.

by XxSniper360xX March 7, 2023