furious mastrabation

An act of self-pleasure intended purely for the function of dealing with cronic stress. In many cases; this form of masturbation is grossly satirized with descriptions of men grinding their teeth, audibly growling, and exhibiting a pulsating forehead vein.

Larry : Dude writing my thesis fucking sucks. I'm going to fucking kill myself.

Barry : Dude ... take it easy man you know ... go home ... have a sandwich.

Larry : We are fucking beyond sandwiches here.

Barry : Have you tried furious mastrabation?

Larry : Furious masturbation?

Barry : Masturbating FURIOUSLY, just grabbing that little purple soldier and choking the fucking life out of him while you sit and think about how much your life fucking sucks.

Larry : You’re a genius Barry. I now understand why that bruise on your temple has never healed.

by Darker January 21, 2010

Fast and Furious

An operation headed by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, started in 2009. The ATF thought rather than arresting gun smugglers, they'd let the guns roam free like cattle, allowing smuggling to continue, gambling it would lead them to cartel bosses. Instead they lost track of over 2,000 guns which has been been linked to numerous murders in the US and Mexico.

This failure of an operation ironically later led to the deaths of US Border Patrol and and ATF agents.

Gun smuggler 1: Yo, that Fast and Furious thing was great. It made millions.

Gun smuggler 2: You mean that movie?

Gun smuggler 1: No, that stupid plan to get cartel bosses off the street. They let me to sell this 9mm to the guy down the street in hopes it would lead them to 'bigger fish'

by Gaypotato December 14, 2011

Fast and Furious

A failed covert gun-running operation under the Obama administration and Eric Holder, which resulted in lost and missing assault weapons that ended up in the hands of Mexican criminals. Many Mexican citizens and a U.S. border patrol were subsequently murdered by criminals with these weapons.
Brushed off by leftists, moonbats, the Obama administration and Obamabots as another "fake" or "phony" scandal in their continued trend of failed leadership and not accepting responsibility for anything.

Maria and her son Ceasar were murdered by drug dealers in Mexico today. It was discovered that the weapons used in the murders were more of those from the failed Fast and Furious operation, tragically.

by juanjuanjuan January 29, 2014

The Fat and the Furious

A movie featuring a fat Latin girl(as most ghetto Latin girls) and a furious black girl( as most angry black women on the train in NYC). This movie has not been release yet, but if I become rich one day I will finance the production of this movie and invite a bunch of New York Times liberals to watch.

Tyrese: I went to Cocoa Club last night and most of the girls were Latin and Black.

Tyrone: Oh, you mean The Fat and the Furious. Typical of them.

by The Man who Knew Too Much September 25, 2011

Favious

Various favouritable items or ideas, such as in a list.

I'm all for plausable ideas like that. Like my plan to become rich thorugh favious schemes.

by Maplefire-Nina November 2, 2008

furious googling

Googling with great intensity or fervor.

Even after 5 hours of furious googling i still could not find the song i had stuck in my head.

by some-random-guy December 18, 2014

furious

full of fury, violent passion, or rage; extremely angry; enraged.

He was furious about the accident.

When the man got punched in the face, he was furious.

by Riede December 7, 2006