fargus

A crooked or abnormally shaped penis.

Sean can't get past 3rd because of his ugly ass fargus.

by Gambit August 22, 2004

fargasm

a FAke oRGASM.

1: DUDE! i totally rocked jody's world last night, she had like seven orgasms!

2: are you sure she wasn't just fargasming?

by general face January 7, 2010

Fargasm

When a fart results in an orgasm. More prevalent among woman as they masturbate using vibrators, but a already erect male could finish himself up with a fargasm.

Jose was hard while watching porn when he farted, making himself fargasm when he wasn't expecting it.

Juanita had some meaty tacos farts so violent that she fargasmed from all the vibrations.

by Swag Out the Ass October 2, 2011

Fargas

Old men that stand on street corners and masturbate while attempting to make prolonged eye contact with strangers.

I spotted a fargas yesterday while walking down Park avenue. Totally gave me the heebie jeebies.

by DIPPY October 31, 2014

fargason

Flasid male penis

This guy literally showed me his Fargason last night.

by DocHodges1721 March 26, 2022