faptastic

Said when you see a hot girl (or even just a picture) that makes you want to drop and unload. Can also be used as an adjective for a hot girl. Also see fap.

Oh. My. God. She is so faptastic!

by MoonKnight November 24, 2002

fappist

A word used in place of describing someone as a "masturbator" or other term related to masturbation.

One might call someone a fappist if they do not wish to get caught using a common sexual slur.

"Hey, you know Nathan?"

"Yeah; he's a fappist."

by Eg' March 17, 2009

Faptastrophe

When one is masturbating and something goes terribly wrong.

So get this, I was rubbing one out last night and I ripped my foreskin. It was a total faptastrophe bro!

by Steve McAlistar January 12, 2011

Fartistic Licence

The art of creatively reshaping the true facts concerning a past release of Carbon Dibaxide

"Mr Darcy, I find it most difficult to credit your assertion that Miss bennet was responsible for the beefy eggo that cleared the dance floor not five minutes ago.. For one thin, the miasma concerned was distinctly reminiscent of the casserole I observed you yourself consuming last night, whereas I have it on good authority that Miss Bennet is a vegetarian. If that was Fartistic Licence, Darcy, then it was dashed bad form."

by bromp February 18, 2010

faptastic

When someone finds something on the internet that is easy to masturbate to.

George: I just found some awesome lesbian porn site!
Me: Thats faptastic!

by Bryce T April 16, 2008

fantistorical

A book or piece of literature that has both fantasy and historical elements.

Author George R.R. Martin writes fantistorical books, he is most known as the author of the "Game Of Thrones" novels.

by Angelicedg January 4, 2012

fattist

someone oppossed to fat people, fat culture, and the fat influence in our culture

fattists are often seen as a negative thing and people jump to label them, but really they are only converned with a healthy america. your fat, your problem.

fattists believe the overweights should be actively working to be thinner. until then, fuck off.

person a: That skinny model is hot.
person b: fattist!

by tiffany April 22, 2005