Fatasstrophe

A catastrophic event caused by a fat person. Often happens at fast-food places, hospitals or at you mothers house.

Liam: "Damn there was a fire at Mc. Donalds yesterday and no one could get out of there."
Nik: "Why?"
Liam: "No one was slim enough to get out of the doorway."
Nik: "Wow, that was a real fatasstrophe."

by sNilli May 28, 2013

Fatastrophe

1 : a meal that often invokes thoughts of heart failure and super-obesity due to the size and/or large amounts of fat and grease.

"Hey, they're serving fried butter sticks at this year's state fair!"

"Dear God... that's a fatastrophe."

by Caniborrow September 29, 2009

fagtastrophy

A person who is a fag, and a catastrophy all in one.

Cukr is a fagtastrophy.

by Ali Merv January 11, 2009

fatastrophe

A congregation of over 100 fat people in the same place at the same time, each of which ways over 350lbs/159.1kg.

I'm sorry but I can't go to your weight watchers meeting, I have to go to a fatastrophe later.

by Barrack Binladen April 15, 2010

Tantastrophe

When an application of false tan goes so wrong it can be used as an excuse for lateness.

Hey I'm gonna be about an hour late! Had a total Tantastrophe!

by LadieeeeeeA May 9, 2011

Faptastrophe

a catastrophe that happens during masturbation.

it was a faptastrophe man. I was making knuckle children, and my mom walked and i blew on her knee!

by captainsusan February 28, 2013

fantastrophy

when fantasy collides with disproportionate negative thinking.

my fantasy about (fill in blank) quickly turned into a "what if" scenario, thus a fantastrophy.

by DominicL May 8, 2014