fannyfaknackerpants

a little madam who thinks highly of herself ie a pre adolescent female who is prone to temper tantrums, rebellious attitudes, the belief that she herself should be the sole focus within a family home.

Mother; becky will you start washing the dishes please?
Becky; thats not fair why should i do them? I did them 2 years ago! I had to go school for 6 hours today you've only been to work for 10. Why does everyone always pick on ME when something needs doing!(this is said as she stamps her feet up the stairs as she heads for her room)
Mother; get back down here and start the dishes fannyfaknackerpants

by the-kid August 24, 2007

Fairyfart

The sound that a Weegie makes when he's talking. It sounds like a fairy having a fart. Over the course of a sentence, the voice will go up and down at least two octaves.

1st Edinburgh resident: I think I hear a fairyfart. A Weegie has just come into the pub.
2nd Edinburgh resident: Oh no, you're kidding!
Quick let's get out of here before he orders a bottle of Buckfast and sets fire to the place.

by Minderbinder January 8, 2021

fairyfart123

Fairyfart123 is the number #1 famous tiktoker. They are always right and they never miss.

"Oh my god! Look! It's fairyfart123! The one that never misses!"

by stickytape3727727 December 24, 2021

fanny fart

the most amazin sound we have the pleasure of creating following shagging, especially doggy style. the greatest thing is you can learn to do them solo when standing in your head. far from being an insult, fanny farts are our fanny's way of sayin thanks for a great shag, it shows they have a world of their own and they jus want to be appreciated!! WE LOVE FANNY FARTS!!!!!!

"OH my god the sound of your fanny fart has just made me come i love fanny farts!!!"

by cheryl and hannah February 16, 2004

fanny fart

Expulsion of air made by the vagina/labia when the pelvic floor muscles relax.

Sue was talking to her mother about Keith, and her pussy gave an innocent fanny fart.

The downside of a actively dilating vagina...fanny fart or farts.

by Townsman September 27, 2014

fanny fart

involuntary expulsion of air from the front passage in females. Can occur during intercourse or inverted yoga postures

While doing the plough she accidentally did a fanny fart

by drw March 21, 2003

fanny fart

The gas that emerges is simply trapped air, for there is no gas production in the genitalia of a woman. The air can enter because the system is open to the outside. This highly specialized kind of fart is sometimes called a queef

uve just fanny farted

by jim bob February 19, 2003