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Fartcannon

I have a great fartcannon for twerking and shaking
by elsa'sfriend April 20, 2018
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Mancannon

Two different meanings:

A: Some gadgetry in Halo 3 that throws a player either high up or far out into the distance, only to be sniped, skeet shot, or a battle rifle massage in the back when he or she lands.

B: A bunch of jocks that take a scrawny or morbidly obese high school student, one holds each arm, then they sling the 'ammo' into a crowd or another scrawny kid or morbidly obese person at terminal velocity. Side effects to mancannoning someone can include, but is not limited to, temporary paralysis, permanent paralysis, eating concrete or other terrain, fractures, sprains, death, fights, embarrassment, disciplinary action, and commonly, unexpected gas.
A: LOLOLZ I MANCANNOND AND LANDED ON A TRIPINE IT WENT BOOM HEADSHOT FTW LOLFFFFFF.

B: I mancannoned Ned into fatty just now. It was funny until we found out he had to get his face reconstructed in plastic surgery.
by Pr1nc3 A1b3rt February 18, 2008
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Failcannon

Dude? you seriously forgot your girlfriends name?

FAILCANNON
by elijahhhhhh October 23, 2008
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fagcannon

a gun that is unbalanced in comparison to other guns............most common among n00bs
look at that ball/less nub use the fagcannon sd
by fabioftwomgwtf May 3, 2006
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fartcannoning

The words and ideas that come out of some smelly fucking shit mouthed meninist anti-sjw vampire to irritate the holy fuck out of women and other minorities.
Dumbass lil white boy: Women and black people are so dumb ahaha
Me: Keep fartcannoning that ugly ass thought process of yours. AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FO DAT!! BAHAHA!
by Duckingchickenhammit July 6, 2015
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Fancanonez

A word i made that kinda looks German but sounds French which describes a character that's easy to make headcanons for.
Friend: Vox is so easy to make headcanons for!

Me: he's so Fancanonez!
by Whatdoesthismean67 February 21, 2024
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Fanbandoned

The emotional emptyness you feel when something you love (usually a series of movies, a TV show, a comic book or other serially released media) takes a turn for the worse, leaving you to wonder if the creators took your feelings into account at all or if they totally betrayed you in persuit of fame and fortune.
I can't bring myself to watch Pirates 4. After the third one I felt totally fanbandoned.
by lizismestupid November 22, 2011
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