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Family Reunion

The act of inviting your family over for dinner, and surprising them by haviung sex with your partner on the dinner table in front of the group.
Dan invited his parents and in laws over for dinner and spent the whole afternoon making his famous chili dogs. When everyone sat down to eat, he surprised the group with a Family Reunion; bending his wife over the table, warming her up with a Kentucky Klondike Bar before finishing the job himself.
Family Reunion by fedexfanboy April 12, 2026

Family reunion

Waking up with an erection, your throbbing member is two inches inside your mother, meanwhile your father is two inches inside your beef cheeks and your undecided whether to push further into mum or backwards into dad to enhance your climax.
I can’t keep picking dad when I go to the family reunion.

Family Reunion

A threesome act in which a man ejaculates inside of two woman’s mouths, then they kiss.
Sam: Where were you last night?
Bob: With Sally and Mary…been wanting to give em a Family Reunion
Sam: Damn.
Family Reunion by tonutornotonut January 21, 2026

Family reunion in Alabama 

A family reunion in Alabama is when aunt Samantha and uncle Jimmy along with all the brothers and sisters have a big fucking orgy
Hey you’re going to go to the Family reunion In Alabama later Yes

Family reunion for Missourians 

The one place where you can meet up with people you’ve fucked and find out you’re related
Man I had a family reunion and found out that hot girl I fucked was my cousin and that’s the typical family reunion for Missourians

Ur family reunion is a homosexual communion 

The last form of ur mom gay. He last resort if your in the ur mom gay battle. The victim would receive all tortures known to man before evaporating.
You: Ur family tree lgbt

Boy: *Experience a slight kick*
Boy: Ur ancestors incestors
You: *Goes flying 50 feet away*
You: *cough* ur family reunion is a homosexual communion
Boy: *Screams in pain then fades from existence