fartification

Refers to where one or more individuals intentionally direct their butt-trumpets in a certain direction to ward off undesirables. Extra points if a whole crowd of people “combine forces” by forming a barrier-line and all bending over and “collectively letting fly” to further encourage said undesirable(s) to keep their distance.

Mass-fartification can indeed be a highly-effective means of preventing less-than-savory individuals from “crossing the line of fire”; the only usual problems would be if the unwelcome person either doesn’t have a good sense of smell, can hold his breath for extended periods, or thought to bring along a damp rag to tie over his nose.

by QuacksO September 3, 2018

Fascification

The act of, or the process of, converting a normally heterosexual thing or being into one of a homosexual nature.

"'TheAssassin has entered the Chat.'

The fascification displayed in this room is simply shocking."

by Dante April 13, 2004

fancification

The act of being made fancy.

She got her nails manicured, makeup put on and hair done. Her fancification was complete.

by Swagtastic Mama December 19, 2010

falsification nipple

The large bump protruding inward from the bottom of a bottle.

Is there a full drink in there, or did the falsification nipple trick me yet again?

by Yacoob Door November 1, 2019

Farmification

The process of a football league slowly becoming a one team league and resembling a "Farmer's League."

Harry Kane or Haaland signing for Manchester City would be the farmification of the Premier League.

by Footark December 26, 2021

Fascification

The act of making something fascist, or hard right wing

"The Nazi fascification of Germany was quick."

by johnphantom July 9, 2022

FRAMifications

Da dire "using that brand will risk major damage to your car" predictions dat competing air/oil/fuel-filter manufacturers make.

I always just buy da cheapest filter available in da auto-parts store, and so I don't ever worry about FRAMifications.

by QuacksO October 28, 2025